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Cthulhu Tentacles
@cthulhutentacles.bsky.social
Queer neurodivergent geek. Ask me about my special interests. He/him
Reminder that if you block me, I was probably drunk and acting like a cunt
reminder that if you block me, it means you hate non binary queers and mexicans and italians and moctezuma's revenge will fall on you
September 21, 2023 at 4:53 PM
LOOK AT MY CAT!!
September 12, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Cumming but in a desperate sobbing way
September 11, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Bit of cat chess going on. Wouldn't usually introduce so early but they were all super curious. Watching closely for anyone getting too stressed.
September 11, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Oops, acquired a new cat
September 11, 2023 at 2:37 PM
I'm awake
September 11, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Eww, followed by 9gag. That would be an instablock
September 10, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Using an image, show a movie that you are sure that you have watched more than 10 times.
September 10, 2023 at 12:33 PM
I'm awake
September 9, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Just bought two pairs of jeans identical to my last remaining untorn jeans. I'm not autistic, you're autistic.
September 9, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Just a tiny little puppy needing her morning cuddles
September 9, 2023 at 11:50 AM
How old am I? I was super hyped when street fighter hit the arcade.
September 8, 2023 at 8:26 PM
"I'm going to get my shit together today" I whisper as I continue doomscrolling this fucking app
“i’m going to get my shit together today” i whisper as i plot a feasible ploy to duck out of work as I plan to [redacted] at [redacted] for the upcoming [redacted] in [redacted].
“i’m going to get my shit together today” i whisper as i plug in the hitachi
September 8, 2023 at 3:25 PM
The tower of judgement
September 8, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Reposted by Cthulhu Tentacles
First they called us liberals, and we said "Yes we are." Then they called us leftists, and we said "Yes we are." Then they called us communists, and we said "I guess so yeah." Then they said antifa is a terrorist organization, and we said "If anti-fascists terrorize you what does that make you?"
September 7, 2023 at 8:04 PM
No algorithm means you have nobody except yourself to blame for your feed you fucking pervert
September 8, 2023 at 11:08 AM
The full sized van is called the circle jerk. How many fucking layers of approvals must this have gone through?
September 7, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
September 7, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Currently in a revenge bedtime procrastination/taking 2nd ADHD meds too late to avoid crashing directly after work loop. Goodbye weekend, you are now earmarked for catching up on sleep.
September 7, 2023 at 5:30 AM