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MSU gonna rue this day.
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
MSU gonna rue this day.
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FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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Child’s Description Of Heaven During Near-Death Experience Specifically Mentions Book Deal
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April 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Child’s Description Of Heaven During Near-Death Experience Specifically Mentions Book Deal
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Raskin: If they can just sweep someone off the street, put them on an airplane, and send them to a torturer’s prison in an authoritarian state like El Salvador without due process… then they could do it to anybody.
April 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Raskin: If they can just sweep someone off the street, put them on an airplane, and send them to a torturer’s prison in an authoritarian state like El Salvador without due process… then they could do it to anybody.
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Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
March 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
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March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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"Republicans are pushing bills that look like they support contraception while quietly redefining what birth control is—and codifying those false definitions into law. This is how they ban birth control—not with a single sweeping law, but little by little" open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
This is How They Ban Birth Control
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February 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Republicans are pushing bills that look like they support contraception while quietly redefining what birth control is—and codifying those false definitions into law. This is how they ban birth control—not with a single sweeping law, but little by little" open.substack.com/pub/jessica/...
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured. The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Lions getting owned at home.
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Lions getting owned at home.
