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“zohran for NYC” campaign banner that reads “Linux for the Desktop”
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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watching football with a teen
score is 6 to 7
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I thought this, by @joshtpm.bsky.social, was interesting
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/niall...
Quoted text: “The difference of course is that this isn't Ferguson articulating a equivocal analysis of the role of malign tendencies in securing a positive objective. For Ferguson, it's all great. Remember the headline: "How Real Estate-ism Got the Deal Done in Gaza." He speaks again and again about how they approached the negotiations "like a real estate deal" while ignoring how it was in key ways an actual real estate deal. Ferguson is never willing to play out the implications of the case he embraces to celebrate his friends and make fun of his foes.”
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I like how the NYT tried to do a “some experts say” framing, and the expert was like, you do not need an expert opinion to see this is bad.
Quote text from article: Lawyers said the nature of the claims posed undeniable ethics challenges. "What a travesty," said Bennett L. Gershman, an ethics professor at Pace University. "The ethical conflict is just so basic and fundamental, you don't need a law professor to explain it."
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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thought of this while I was walking around
Still from Blade Runner: J. F. Sebastian says "Show me something." Still from Blade Runner: Pris says, "All gender is performance." Still from Blade Runner: Roy Batty says, "Very good, Pris, now show him why." Still from Blade Runner: Pris does a back walkover.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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the below the fold headlines on the august issue of @theonion.com are all bangers. I was straightening up, but I might need to keep this one around a little longer
“Grandma recalls wild teenage year before she met grandpa” “RFK Jr fires Piss Czar” “Trump imposes 25% tariff on Chinese-made Trump products” etc
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I enjoy mastodon, but this really says it all
Screenshot of a mastodon poll: “Have you personally used a floppy disk?” 1510 votes total, 94% of which vote “Yes”.
October 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I'd do one of these with the Gene Wolfe quote from Shadow of the Torturer, but it's too long
Quoted text: “We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges. When soldiers take their oath they are given a coin, an asimi stamped with the profile of the Autarch. Their acceptance of that coin is their acceptance of the special duties and burdens of military life—they are soldiers from that moment, though they may know nothing of the management of arms. I did not know that then, but it is a profound mistake to believe that we must know of such things to be influenced by them, and in fact to believe so is to believe in the most debased and superstitious kind of magic. The would-be sorcerer alone has faith in the efficacy of pure knowledge; rational people know that things act of themselves or not at all.”
October 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Still from the Japanese horror-comedy "Too Young to Die!" (2016), showing a bunch of demonic rock band members posing.
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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there’s a reason i keep a framed copy of this susie cagle drawing on
my wall
a judge’s hand gesturing, with the caption “Don’t Tweet”
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Judge Patrick O'Brien asked the Department of Homeland Security attorney whether he sought to dismiss the Chinese man's case - a sign that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents would attempt an arrest. "Yes," the DHS attorney responded. O'Brien sighed, putting his head into his hand.
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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new entry XD
my list of permanently muted words. If I type them out here, will I mute my own post? they're two obnoxious pundits (one of whom is an NYT columnist and wrote a long column in defense of charlie kirk, and one of whom looks like an egg) as well as an AI-generated actress
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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jason statham in “Crank”
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Graphic comparison of “everywhere in the US within a 50-mile drive of a fast charger” in 2015 (very few places except the coast and a few major highways) and 2025 (nearly everywhere east of the Dakotas, plus the west coast and major highways through the mountain west)
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I'm in
List of muted words containing the names of two well-known pundits.
September 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I feel like this extraordinarily cursed sf standard article is flying under the radar sfstandard.com/2025/09/29/t...
Arielle Zuckerberg, general partner at Long Journey Ventures and Mark’s sister, said she seeks out founders who have both “rizz and tiz.” “If you are all tiz and no rizz, that’s just not enough,” Zuckerberg said. “You have to be this magnetic human who can attract talent and be really excellent at fundraising.”
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Bart Simpson writing "I will not get too excited for 'One Battle After Another'" repeatedly on a chalkboard
September 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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hey heyyyyyy
Still from the trailer for "The Mandalorian and Grogu" in which Grogu is riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle-style speeder. He is accompanied by 3 Babu Friks (one appears to be Babu, two are miscellaneous Friks), one of whom is driving.
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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signs of the times
“Please spit your zyn in the trash bin (not the urinal)”
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I think only five people liked this show, but I am one of them
"Rubicon", a one-season conspiracy thriller on AMC
September 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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when mauricio pochettino talks about how tim weah is "left-eye dominant"
T. Ocellus, the eyeball monster from "Alien: Earth"
September 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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when i see christian pulisic still taking corners for the USMNT
don draper saying, “that’s what berhalter is for”
September 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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i've played this game for 20 hours already. you're killing me.
Steam Achievements progress bar: "You've unlocked 3/106 (2%)"
August 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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“Flames on the side of my face” from the movie CLUE
August 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM