Not a one-word article. C’mon, BBC. This one’s easy.

This is a weird timeline.

Mel Brooks tried to warn us.

Oh, man. I feel sheepish. Of course it is. We have a Phil ‘n’ Randall shelf I just got too excited to ask and didn’t think to go there first. Thanks for the reply! Now for some reading.

Somebody was user #8,675,309 and it's not impossible that their name is Jenny.

“Born on third base then managed to steal second” is absolute Shakespeare.

These rules for when to break off pursuit are so reasonable. I have to believe they’re almost never followed; there are so many videos out there of cops playing Roscoe P Coltrane.

"I will be joining the press conference today" is the strongest action statement we'll get from her.