Ah well. I bottle. There's the difference between us.

Is he planning to do for the NFL what he did for the USFL?

Wharton must be so proud! Their alleged "honor grad" adds one more to the long list of financial things he doesn't understand, alongside tariffs and trade imbalances. Did that moron do anything in class? Like show up?

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride to their destinations right now.

"If (people) want diversion, go to church. Go pray. That's what the country should do, as far as I'm concerned. Pray for all those that are dead. To me, that's the best diversion" Coach Herm Edwards, announcing that the Jets would not play following 9/11

“He wasn’t in charge. The people around the desk were in charge,” Trump says. Well, the people around Biden's desk were sane, capable and intelligent. Look at the collection of misfits and dingbats who have to take up the slack when Dear Leader drifts away, or off course.

Golden cowbells would be nice.

Good piece. I'm waiting for some of my old editors to die so I can tell some really funny stories about what they expected us to come back with.

What percent are the billionaires you're fighting for?

I know you're joking, but stay away from the Rez. Every Native American woman over the age of 20 is called "Auntie" by everyone under 20.