FREE LOBSTERS 4 EVAH!!!

FREE LOBSTERS 4 EVAH!!!

LONG LIVE DEAR LEADER!!!

False. We only allow pictures of people with beards.

We will also be installing a new feeding system for trainees, locally known as "The Trough". As an incentive, students signing up to volunteer for yacht duty, helping winterize the faculty yachts, will get first dibs at the trough!

Bob Graybeard aka BSD Neuro was one of our most beloved affiliates. Our development office has named our Faculty Spa after him. We will always remember his demanding work ethic and his love of inspiring a 12-hour workday out of his trainees. Not to mention a killer golf swing!

Get your tickets to this once a year event!

Watch faculty engage in pipetting competitions, a dance-off, rock-paper-scissors, cake baking, grant formatting contest, grad student wrangling and postdoc psychology! Last two combatants will reach a tenure decision by a coin flip! Heads you’re promoted, tails you’re fed to the lobsters!

Only battle-tested outstanding graduate students need apply, you will need all your wits about you in our new lobster pits! 🦞🦞🦞🦞

And while you are here be sure to check out our new lobster pit where graduating PhD students have to defeat Lobstertron in a battle to the death, as part of their thesis defense.