‘Effect’ can be a verb that means "to cause to come into being."

- “The strike effected change within the company.”

'Affect' can be a noun that refers to an observable emotional response.

-“His affect did not change after hearing the news.”

affect = verb

effect = noun

But…

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

flu = 🤒

flew = 🦅

flue = 🏠🎅

I have one piece of advice for American men: be the guy at the party who makes everyone a perfect grilled cheese at 3 in the morning and you’ll never sleep alone. Also what is going on with this embassy thirst trap

Wanna Get Away? Come escape with us to #FridayNightZillow, back for tonight, hopefully to bring a smile to your face and a break from doomscrolling.

I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.

"Do geese see God?" is a palindrome.

...but do they???

So I'd never written a book in my life and I have no idea what I'm doing but then I stumbled ass backwards onto this idea that I couldn't stop tripping over, until I began digging myself deeper in, until I couldn't get out, and the only choice left was to actually write it

Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss

*crab-walked