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November 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Friday the 13th tried to change their star antagonist, while Halloween tried to become anthology series about horror stories related to 31 October.

Instead, audiences rebelled, caused the studios to panic and then they went out of their way to lure fans back by explicitly naming their next films:
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Wherever you are, Sir George Cockburn, may your spirit return to Washington, DC to cleanse the landscape of this private pleasure palace.
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Being over 40, installing a 📪 post means being pretty tuckered out for the rest of the day. Especially since it had to be staked into the ground with a sledgehammer.

Fortunately, the supervisor seemed to approve. 📪🐕❓️
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You know, it really comes down to trilbies.

If you're dressed in black suits with black ties and trilbies, you're the Jake and Elwood.

If you're dressed in black suits with black ties, you're Jules and Vincent.
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Also... I'm going to say that I am here for the game's depiction of the Marquis de Sade. Mostly because he's affably awful.
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When she is not wearing her horse shoes, usually when she needs to trim her hooves, she DOES have an alternative she sometimes uses: a set of hoof boots, which slip over her hooves.
September 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
In the first conversation, I remarked that Agrius is a creature, a man, who might say that "Chicago has my heart, but Rio de Janeiro gave me my soul."

Because, while a lot of things tie him to the US and he's accustomed to life there, Brazilian culture is still part of his identity.
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It really highlights what we talk about with "toxic masculinity."

The drifting apart from a more intensely personal and emotional mentality is right up there wit the Great Male Renunciation. Where when men stopped dressing colorfully after 1800.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_M...
September 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
As far as physique is concerned, Scout is scrawny to say the least. Lithe and skinny, she has a "rectangular" body type. Given her small stature, this makes her surprisingly quick and light on her feet. Meaning she can be both a difficult target and a wiry infiltrator.
September 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Due to her reliance on magic and spell casting, as well as her propensity to sit and do office work as well as occult research, Hazel has a pear-shaped figure. With slender arms and a petite chest, but a heavy-set lower body, with well-rounded hips and thighs.
September 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Part of that is because they're among few of the regular cast who are Shao's height. At 142 centimeters, Shao is quite short.

Hazel, a foil to Shao as a mage and scholar, is around Shao's height. While Scout, a foil to Shao and Ozzy as fighters, is even shorter.
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Besides her rings and the magic they provide, Shao is also a skilled alchemist and fulu practitioner.

This latter practice helps to protect her place, or places, of residence against intrusion from vengeful spirits in her line of work.
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
For the record, while it was not among my favorites early on Emmett Granger's cattleman revolver became one of my favorite guns.

What can I say? The custom engravings are a pig and roses. It fits me and I like the overall presentation.
August 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Oh, heh, we're familiar enough. They're prominently divine creatures in much of Chinese mythology. Illustrious creatures.

I was just noting the particular rooting for the word as it relates in Thulemirean society.
August 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Javier passes for a "purebred" jaguar in every respect except for one. He inherited a ruff around his neck from his mother, which manifests as as two long tufts of fur. He trims these to maintain a typical jaguar appearance.
August 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Riding through the mountains, searching for moose and squirrel...
August 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Installed wall fan by window. Still have the cat.

She insists she was just resting her eyes.
August 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You know cat pics are nice, but it helps to also have the actual cat. 🐈🪟
July 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I'm over it now, but "Boy" Calloway gunned me down during this session. Given all of my previous playthroughs that never happened and the fact he CHEATS during the duel is proof positive that my skills have deteriorated over the years.
July 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I like Algernon and he rewards you with a lot of cash, a REALLY fancy hat, and you get to claim his very ostentatious, snub-nose double action revolver.

But GODDAMN, this literal needle in a haystack fetch quests was one of the few that caused me to breakdown and use the Internet to solve it.
July 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
To be honest, I really like Algernon Wasp, I really do.

He's a city dandy who treats Arthur with utter respect. Maybe because Arthur saves him from choking at the Mayor's dinner party, but he is a perfect gentleman and treats Arthur like the gunslinger knows what he's talking about.
July 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
And nobody should respect Andrew Clyde who will, forever, be burned into my mind as a coward.
July 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Oh, they exist. They're called Melody Pops. I used to get them as a kid. Nice rock candy, but not very effective from what I remember?
July 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Specifically, I failed to react quickly enough to the Woman in White trap. Where Arthur tries to assist a wailing woman, only for it to be one of the Night Folk. She managed to pull of her knife attack and one of the others finished the job.

I appreciate the challenge... But fuck this.
June 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM