CRZ 🧷
@crz.mn
Christopher Robin Zimmerman
YOUR next governor of Minnesota
Knowledge Management lead, MNIT Services
KFAI presenter (Weekend on Demand @weekend.crz.mn / Dollar Bin @dollarbin.crz.mn)
Wrote those funny Nitro recaps in 1999
karaoke superstar
he/him
YOUR next governor of Minnesota
Knowledge Management lead, MNIT Services
KFAI presenter (Weekend on Demand @weekend.crz.mn / Dollar Bin @dollarbin.crz.mn)
Wrote those funny Nitro recaps in 1999
karaoke superstar
he/him
THEY USED AI TO TRY TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THEIR AI SLOP RESHARE WASN'T AI
(They have also blocked 50 people since posting their plagiarised-from-Facebook fictional story [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking] while BEING blocked by 300+ [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking/blocked-by])
(They have also blocked 50 people since posting their plagiarised-from-Facebook fictional story [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking] while BEING blocked by 300+ [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking/blocked-by])
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
THEY USED AI TO TRY TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THEIR AI SLOP RESHARE WASN'T AI
(They have also blocked 50 people since posting their plagiarised-from-Facebook fictional story [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking] while BEING blocked by 300+ [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking/blocked-by])
(They have also blocked 50 people since posting their plagiarised-from-Facebook fictional story [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking] while BEING blocked by 300+ [https://clearsky.app/cutelilbottom/blocking/blocked-by])
Shout out to @polyculeofone.bsky.social, who you'd think might have more of a sense of humour given their choice of username
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Shout out to @polyculeofone.bsky.social, who you'd think might have more of a sense of humour given their choice of username
It was posted on Facebook two days ago (on Christmas, even!) from an account called "Astonishing" with a bio that flat out explicitly says "We share fiction we used AI to help us create" and the Bluesky post in question is a word-for-word copypasta
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December 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It was posted on Facebook two days ago (on Christmas, even!) from an account called "Astonishing" with a bio that flat out explicitly says "We share fiction we used AI to help us create" and the Bluesky post in question is a word-for-word copypasta
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This story is a word-for-word report of a fictional AI-assisted story posted to Facebook on Thursday, linked here.
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The sharer (who couldn't block me fast enough) is still responding to commenters as if it was a real story they themselves shared from "Detroit, 2004."
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The sharer (who couldn't block me fast enough) is still responding to commenters as if it was a real story they themselves shared from "Detroit, 2004."
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This story is a word-for-word report of a fictional AI-assisted story posted to Facebook on Thursday, linked here.
www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
The sharer (who couldn't block me fast enough) is still responding to commenters as if it was a real story they themselves shared from "Detroit, 2004."
www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
The sharer (who couldn't block me fast enough) is still responding to commenters as if it was a real story they themselves shared from "Detroit, 2004."
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Looks like a repost of a FICTIONAL story posted from the Facebook account "Astonishing" on Christmas Day. Sooooooo happy people have nothing better to do on Christmas than generate AI slop for engagement bait...except maybe drag it over to Blooski
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December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Looks like a repost of a FICTIONAL story posted from the Facebook account "Astonishing" on Christmas Day. Sooooooo happy people have nothing better to do on Christmas than generate AI slop for engagement bait...except maybe drag it over to Blooski
www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
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Hmmmm....the account's dormant but still there. Just checked to see if anybody engaged us in 2025 and I'm safe AND found this piece of amusement
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hmmmm....the account's dormant but still there. Just checked to see if anybody engaged us in 2025 and I'm safe AND found this piece of amusement
Oh shit, am I AT this show? #AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh shit, am I AT this show? #AEWDynamite
The Charter Commission has been marked safe from CRZ for another year, but at least this time I got a nice Zoom interview with Judge Meyer out of it.
Fun fact: Judge Meyer signed off on the dismissal of Sean Tillman-Hauser's request for an HRO against me. (This did not come up in our interview.)
Fun fact: Judge Meyer signed off on the dismissal of Sean Tillman-Hauser's request for an HRO against me. (This did not come up in our interview.)
![November 14, 2025
Christopher Zimmerman
[address redacted]
Minneapolis, MN
Dear Mr. Zimmerman:
Thank you for sending in your application for appointment to the
Minneapolis Charter Commission and taking the time to meet with me. As you know, the City of Minneapolis posted the commission vacancy, and I received several applications. At the present time, there are fewer openings than applicants.
I have reviewed all of the applications and have found that many
would be qualified to serve on the Commission.
I have not been able to appoint you on this occasion.
Thank you for your interest in serving the community.
Sincerely,
Kerry W. Meyer
Chief Judge of District Court
cc: Casey Carl, City Clerk (via email)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lume6tmgkamubdxj2mrifq3j/bafkreif23w75lm7p6pa5evfoii3x7mckdl3qxyl3lxlkdwmoq7yteathfq@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Charter Commission has been marked safe from CRZ for another year, but at least this time I got a nice Zoom interview with Judge Meyer out of it.
Fun fact: Judge Meyer signed off on the dismissal of Sean Tillman-Hauser's request for an HRO against me. (This did not come up in our interview.)
Fun fact: Judge Meyer signed off on the dismissal of Sean Tillman-Hauser's request for an HRO against me. (This did not come up in our interview.)
Nobody feels shame in 2025, but shame anyway, shame on Route 47 in Fridley for agreeing to platform known sex pest Sean Tillmann-Hauser and shame to local artists Müllet for agreeing to open for him.
And shame on Sean in general.
More words in my Facebook post at www.facebook.com/share/p/1FqW...
And shame on Sean in general.
More words in my Facebook post at www.facebook.com/share/p/1FqW...
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nobody feels shame in 2025, but shame anyway, shame on Route 47 in Fridley for agreeing to platform known sex pest Sean Tillmann-Hauser and shame to local artists Müllet for agreeing to open for him.
And shame on Sean in general.
More words in my Facebook post at www.facebook.com/share/p/1FqW...
And shame on Sean in general.
More words in my Facebook post at www.facebook.com/share/p/1FqW...
Thanks to the two jokers who ranked me #3 for mayor and still don't really get RCV and/or are just trolling me at this point. (It's still nice to be thought of!)
Also wondering if any of the over a thousand "undeclared write-ins" were people who couldn't spell my name correctly
Also wondering if any of the over a thousand "undeclared write-ins" were people who couldn't spell my name correctly
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Thanks to the two jokers who ranked me #3 for mayor and still don't really get RCV and/or are just trolling me at this point. (It's still nice to be thought of!)
Also wondering if any of the over a thousand "undeclared write-ins" were people who couldn't spell my name correctly
Also wondering if any of the over a thousand "undeclared write-ins" were people who couldn't spell my name correctly
One slice of Costco's pecan pie contains an astonishing 540 calories! But a secret life hack is to make the slices twice as big which reduces their calorie count from 1080 to 480 after the application of AI math and mistakenly using Google instead of a better search engine
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
One slice of Costco's pecan pie contains an astonishing 540 calories! But a secret life hack is to make the slices twice as big which reduces their calorie count from 1080 to 480 after the application of AI math and mistakenly using Google instead of a better search engine
LAST ONE: MINNEAPOLIS PARK BOARD DISTRICT 5
After Round 2, Kay Carvajal Moran was declared the winner.
Carvajal Moran 14,237 52.9% (+1336 from Round 1)
Musich 10,932 40.6% (+1143 from Round 1)
Exhausted after first round 1,728
Undervotes 7,571
After Round 2, Kay Carvajal Moran was declared the winner.
Carvajal Moran 14,237 52.9% (+1336 from Round 1)
Musich 10,932 40.6% (+1143 from Round 1)
Exhausted after first round 1,728
Undervotes 7,571
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
LAST ONE: MINNEAPOLIS PARK BOARD DISTRICT 5
After Round 2, Kay Carvajal Moran was declared the winner.
Carvajal Moran 14,237 52.9% (+1336 from Round 1)
Musich 10,932 40.6% (+1143 from Round 1)
Exhausted after first round 1,728
Undervotes 7,571
After Round 2, Kay Carvajal Moran was declared the winner.
Carvajal Moran 14,237 52.9% (+1336 from Round 1)
Musich 10,932 40.6% (+1143 from Round 1)
Exhausted after first round 1,728
Undervotes 7,571
While we wait for the final race, here's the visualization showing who understood the assignment and who didn't in the mayoral race. You can get a whole lotta numbers by moving your cursor around the copy over at vote.minneapolismn.gov/results-data...
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
While we wait for the final race, here's the visualization showing who understood the assignment and who didn't in the mayoral race. You can get a whole lotta numbers by moving your cursor around the copy over at vote.minneapolismn.gov/results-data...