crys the yapper
crystaltiera.bsky.social
crys the yapper
@crystaltiera.bsky.social
unserious opinions. serious taste.
imagine your stomach bubbling at work and I’m just in the bathroom doing this
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
UM HELLO, I GOT ENGAGED
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
31 lessons from turning 31: stretch more, doom scroll less, love harder, cook better, and romanticize every fucking thing.

wrote it all down— come read.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...
May 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Dunkin’s socials are *chefs kiss*
October 24, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,241,965!
September 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM