crys the yapper
@crystaltiera.bsky.social
unserious opinions. serious taste.
What is a more professional way of saying “Obviously?”
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What is a more professional way of saying “Obviously?”
Why would anyone pay $60 for a pedicure
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why would anyone pay $60 for a pedicure
Being nice is cool. Be fucking cool.
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Being nice is cool. Be fucking cool.
imagine your stomach bubbling at work and I’m just in the bathroom doing this
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
imagine your stomach bubbling at work and I’m just in the bathroom doing this
Um?
Hormone-based drugs used to treat hot flashes and other menopause symptoms will no longer carry a bold warning label about stroke, heart attack, dementia and other serious risks, the Food and Drug Administration announced Monday.
FDA removes long-standing warning from hormone-based menopause drugs
Hormone-based drugs used to treat hot flashes and other menopause symptoms will no longer carry a bold warning label about stroke, heart attack, dementia and other serious risks, the Food and Drug …
trib.al
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Um?
I really need to start thrifting
October 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I really need to start thrifting
UM HELLO, I GOT ENGAGED
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
UM HELLO, I GOT ENGAGED
This is amazing
Prob still confusing but I tried 😂
leaflet.pub/e0a4cb34-6d1...
leaflet.pub/e0a4cb34-6d1...
Reck's Basic Guide to Spades
So you want to learn how to play spades but no one is willing to take a moment to teach you? No problem, this guide will go over the basics using the most common rules. Some folks play with jokers/deu...
leaflet.pub
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This is amazing
This season of Love Is Blind is actually unbearable to watch
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This season of Love Is Blind is actually unbearable to watch
Why are there children in Sephora?
June 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why are there children in Sephora?
So sad seeing the downfall of Twitter in real time.
June 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So sad seeing the downfall of Twitter in real time.
Need Apple to go ahead and make an AppleRing so I don’t have to give in and buy an Oura Ring
May 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Need Apple to go ahead and make an AppleRing so I don’t have to give in and buy an Oura Ring
propaganda i won’t be falling for:
- Sonny Angels (why are there no black ones)
- Taylor Swift
- matcha
- ozempic
- overpriced skincare
- baggy jean shorts
- overconsumption
- Breezy Bowl or anything Chris Brown related
- ballet flats (hideous)
- preventative botox
- Sonny Angels (why are there no black ones)
- Taylor Swift
- matcha
- ozempic
- overpriced skincare
- baggy jean shorts
- overconsumption
- Breezy Bowl or anything Chris Brown related
- ballet flats (hideous)
- preventative botox
May 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
propaganda i won’t be falling for:
- Sonny Angels (why are there no black ones)
- Taylor Swift
- matcha
- ozempic
- overpriced skincare
- baggy jean shorts
- overconsumption
- Breezy Bowl or anything Chris Brown related
- ballet flats (hideous)
- preventative botox
- Sonny Angels (why are there no black ones)
- Taylor Swift
- matcha
- ozempic
- overpriced skincare
- baggy jean shorts
- overconsumption
- Breezy Bowl or anything Chris Brown related
- ballet flats (hideous)
- preventative botox
31 lessons from turning 31: stretch more, doom scroll less, love harder, cook better, and romanticize every fucking thing.
wrote it all down— come read.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...
wrote it all down— come read.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...
May 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
31 lessons from turning 31: stretch more, doom scroll less, love harder, cook better, and romanticize every fucking thing.
wrote it all down— come read.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...
wrote it all down— come read.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...
HA HAAAAA
Chris Brown has been denied bail in the U.K. and will remain in custody until June 13
R&B singer Chris Brown denied bail over allegation of causing GBH with intent
The 36-year-old has been remanded in custody until 13 June, meaning he will likely miss some of the dates on his upcoming global tour.
news.sky.com
May 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
HA HAAAAA
I can’t lie, Social Media Week by @adweek.bsky.social was kind of a flop
May 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can’t lie, Social Media Week by @adweek.bsky.social was kind of a flop
Also…. Michael B. Jordan has historically never done it for me.
But something happened during #Sinners that radicalized me. I think I see it now.
But something happened during #Sinners that radicalized me. I think I see it now.
April 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Also…. Michael B. Jordan has historically never done it for me.
But something happened during #Sinners that radicalized me. I think I see it now.
But something happened during #Sinners that radicalized me. I think I see it now.
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We’re in our thirties now. Don’t serve me no pasta sauce from a jar.
February 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We’re in our thirties now. Don’t serve me no pasta sauce from a jar.
everything meant for you will find you. you cannot force something to happen if it's not yet time yet.
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
everything meant for you will find you. you cannot force something to happen if it's not yet time yet.
So many cashapp scammers and bots
It’s so many fake profiles on here
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
So many cashapp scammers and bots
They’re really about to get TikTok out of here
December 6, 2024 at 4:12 PM
They’re really about to get TikTok out of here
Don’t keep score in your relationships.
December 5, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Don’t keep score in your relationships.
Your anxiety is lying to you.
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Your anxiety is lying to you.