Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy)
@crystallinechaos.bsky.social
Did you know? The land speed record of a snail is in double digits!! Kinda funky, huh.
That feeling when you do a big fart and it make ur butthole itchyyy
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That feeling when you do a big fart and it make ur butthole itchyyy
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i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse
July 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse
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I think a lot of people have forgotten or were never taught in the first place that these kinds of actions need to be an endurance strategy.
If they know you'll give up in 2 days they'll just try to wait you out.
You have to make them understand that this is their life now if they don't fix things
If they know you'll give up in 2 days they'll just try to wait you out.
You have to make them understand that this is their life now if they don't fix things
It’s important to remember that this is not going to be fixed in 24 hours. We might have to do activist work on this for a hot minute. But, if we all stay focused and support each other, we can keep this going for a really long time. Longer than any of these companies have the patience for.
we are going to need to keep up this 'yelling at payment processors' energy for more than just today
Ideally, we will need to keep up this pressure over a span of a few weeks
As many people as possible, each making 2-4 calls a day, for a few weeks, is going to make the biggest impact
Ideally, we will need to keep up this pressure over a span of a few weeks
As many people as possible, each making 2-4 calls a day, for a few weeks, is going to make the biggest impact
July 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think a lot of people have forgotten or were never taught in the first place that these kinds of actions need to be an endurance strategy.
If they know you'll give up in 2 days they'll just try to wait you out.
You have to make them understand that this is their life now if they don't fix things
If they know you'll give up in 2 days they'll just try to wait you out.
You have to make them understand that this is their life now if they don't fix things
We all here need to start
June 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
We all here need to start
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someone left this comment and immediately i had to make this. i literally make a sound like one
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
someone left this comment and immediately i had to make this. i literally make a sound like one
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someone said “your dog is a shapeshifter he never looks the same in any one photo” in my twitch chat the other day and it baffled me. I have about 9000 identical pictures of this dog
May 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
someone said “your dog is a shapeshifter he never looks the same in any one photo” in my twitch chat the other day and it baffled me. I have about 9000 identical pictures of this dog
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(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
May 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
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i SUCK and i FUCK and I BLOW MY WHOLE JOB INTERVIEW
May 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i SUCK and i FUCK and I BLOW MY WHOLE JOB INTERVIEW
Kinda cool that I can walk for like 15 minutes chill on a rock and have not only 2 great views either side of me but also be able to see (roughly) an entire quarter of the isle of wight all the way from Cowes to The Needle
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Kinda cool that I can walk for like 15 minutes chill on a rock and have not only 2 great views either side of me but also be able to see (roughly) an entire quarter of the isle of wight all the way from Cowes to The Needle
Repost my time powers post you cowards
April 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Repost my time powers post you cowards
Maybe penis is vampire?
April 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Maybe penis is vampire?
Pigs caught me over the speed limit They should be glad I withheld my time powers from them and didn't age them rapidly into dust before my very eyes
April 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pigs caught me over the speed limit They should be glad I withheld my time powers from them and didn't age them rapidly into dust before my very eyes
happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate
April 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Happy foreskin day everyone~
April 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy foreskin day everyone~
137 likes and I post feet
April 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
137 likes and I post feet
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an idle thought I've had at the back of my head for a while is that a lot of white collar/middle class jobs used to be legitimately fun and/or intellectually stimulating and/or ludicrously well paid and now they're few or none of those things, and we don't talk about that at all
April 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
an idle thought I've had at the back of my head for a while is that a lot of white collar/middle class jobs used to be legitimately fun and/or intellectually stimulating and/or ludicrously well paid and now they're few or none of those things, and we don't talk about that at all
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Respect must be paid
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Respect must be paid
March 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm gonna chew thru my own wires
March 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm gonna chew thru my own wires
Turns out owning a car is expensive. There goes half my fucking savings.
March 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Turns out owning a car is expensive. There goes half my fucking savings.
How the fuck am I getting followers at random. Who are you. How are you finding me. What are you doing.
March 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
How the fuck am I getting followers at random. Who are you. How are you finding me. What are you doing.
If you know me in real life you have full permission to have sex with me btw.
March 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you know me in real life you have full permission to have sex with me btw.