Crystalika
@crystalika.bsky.social
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Digital, 3D, Pixel Artist / Videographer / Content Creator / Video Editor / Comedian / Speedrunner / Writer
🧿He/Him (21), Independent Artist/Video Editor, Speedrunner & Mario Fan
🚫FUCK AI & RIGHT WING
Being a cogsucker on my posts = BLOCK.
Digital, 3D, Pixel Artist / Videographer / Content Creator / Video Editor / Comedian / Speedrunner / Writer
🧿He/Him (21), Independent Artist/Video Editor, Speedrunner & Mario Fan
🚫FUCK AI & RIGHT WING
Being a cogsucker on my posts = BLOCK.
I just realized something cursed
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just realized something cursed
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
I went to #Bojangles this morning and before sticking my straw into my drink, I saw that my fucking cup lid has the most off centered straw butthole I've ever seen. This looks like someone did the blind Boba straw challenge to it LMFAO
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I went to #Bojangles this morning and before sticking my straw into my drink, I saw that my fucking cup lid has the most off centered straw butthole I've ever seen. This looks like someone did the blind Boba straw challenge to it LMFAO
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
ASIOUamsodikamsxa,op,33
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
ASIOUamsodikamsxa,op,33
#SuperMarioGalaxy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
#SuperMarioGalaxy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
What wasn't fun was the sheer copious amounts of Cacodemons, Hell Knights, and Lost Souls littering every single stage. The whole 5 episodes of UDOOM felt sluggish sometimes. Definitely would not come back to UDOOM anytime soon.
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
What wasn't fun was the sheer copious amounts of Cacodemons, Hell Knights, and Lost Souls littering every single stage. The whole 5 episodes of UDOOM felt sluggish sometimes. Definitely would not come back to UDOOM anytime soon.
I obtained some LED lights so I put it in him. I present to you Sutilis as a Jack-O-LED (don't have candles so I force fed him glowing dog dicks on a string LMFAO)
In all seriousness, he looks fuckin' badass!
In all seriousness, he looks fuckin' badass!
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I obtained some LED lights so I put it in him. I present to you Sutilis as a Jack-O-LED (don't have candles so I force fed him glowing dog dicks on a string LMFAO)
In all seriousness, he looks fuckin' badass!
In all seriousness, he looks fuckin' badass!
My dad brought a pumpkin and a surprisingly good pumpkin carving kit with a blade and scooper, and I made this! His name is Sutilis. (Latin for stitched). The green on his face gave me an idea to do something with that eye. The "stitches" are thin Greenbriar(?) vines I found!
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dad brought a pumpkin and a surprisingly good pumpkin carving kit with a blade and scooper, and I made this! His name is Sutilis. (Latin for stitched). The green on his face gave me an idea to do something with that eye. The "stitches" are thin Greenbriar(?) vines I found!
Why does the foobar2000 logo look like Hornet from Silksong LMAO
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why does the foobar2000 logo look like Hornet from Silksong LMAO
Obtained a new victim to speedrun SM64 with
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Obtained a new victim to speedrun SM64 with
ROSALINA IS GONNA BE IN SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ROSALINA IS GONNA BE IN SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE
I hope they cast Lee Byung-hun as Mr. Negative in #SpiderManBrandNewDay. He's PERFECT
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I hope they cast Lee Byung-hun as Mr. Negative in #SpiderManBrandNewDay. He's PERFECT
OmniArchive has found the lost official game collab between Mojang and LEGO called "Brickcraft", and holy shit this is a big W for preservation! I never knew this existed. It looks and plays similarly to Blockland or Brickadia. Actually pretty sick!
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
June 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
OmniArchive has found the lost official game collab between Mojang and LEGO called "Brickcraft", and holy shit this is a big W for preservation! I never knew this existed. It looks and plays similarly to Blockland or Brickadia. Actually pretty sick!
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
WHAT IF... The reason Nightmare Fredbear as teeth in his stomach is because of how Michael sees the Springlock suit in action and his hallucinations made it a literal mouth that eats people?
I don't know if this theory has been made before but I did just come up this moments ago.
I don't know if this theory has been made before but I did just come up this moments ago.
June 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WHAT IF... The reason Nightmare Fredbear as teeth in his stomach is because of how Michael sees the Springlock suit in action and his hallucinations made it a literal mouth that eats people?
I don't know if this theory has been made before but I did just come up this moments ago.
I don't know if this theory has been made before but I did just come up this moments ago.
Also if you don't know where the structures are too well then I've outlined them. Almost damn near impossible to find a place to make a house and there's OP loot inside.
June 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Also if you don't know where the structures are too well then I've outlined them. Almost damn near impossible to find a place to make a house and there's OP loot inside.
-- is insane. Just look at the screenshot of the map. All those dark, grayish areas are the structures. And that's not the entire map. You get tons of gold, copper, diamonds and emeralds, even enchanting tables in these structures. I've gotten over 3 stacks of gold, 9 stacks of copper, --
June 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
-- is insane. Just look at the screenshot of the map. All those dark, grayish areas are the structures. And that's not the entire map. You get tons of gold, copper, diamonds and emeralds, even enchanting tables in these structures. I've gotten over 3 stacks of gold, 9 stacks of copper, --
They had their feelings hurt so bad, they're generating A.I images of "counterarguments" towards people who dislike A.I and bring up points. Just like flat earthers, there are a ton of ragebaiters as well, trying to invoke reactions out of people.
June 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
They had their feelings hurt so bad, they're generating A.I images of "counterarguments" towards people who dislike A.I and bring up points. Just like flat earthers, there are a ton of ragebaiters as well, trying to invoke reactions out of people.
And I forgot to mention the fucking SCULPTING part, HOLY SHIT that is AWESOME IT LOOKS SO COOL
It's like you can create your own head planet like Super Mario Galaxy's save file planets
I would totally watch an entire playthrough of this game. Looks really damn cool!
It's like you can create your own head planet like Super Mario Galaxy's save file planets
I would totally watch an entire playthrough of this game. Looks really damn cool!
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And I forgot to mention the fucking SCULPTING part, HOLY SHIT that is AWESOME IT LOOKS SO COOL
It's like you can create your own head planet like Super Mario Galaxy's save file planets
I would totally watch an entire playthrough of this game. Looks really damn cool!
It's like you can create your own head planet like Super Mario Galaxy's save file planets
I would totally watch an entire playthrough of this game. Looks really damn cool!
Omg... COWGIRL ROXY IN #SECRETOFTHEMIMIC IS ATTRACTIVE... Dare I say it? Absolute Mommy.
June 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Omg... COWGIRL ROXY IN #SECRETOFTHEMIMIC IS ATTRACTIVE... Dare I say it? Absolute Mommy.
I GOT MY NEW LAPTOP, FINALLY! It's a Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 3, 16gb ram, Ryzen 7. It's so good.
I'll also like to tell a little story in the thread below.
I'll also like to tell a little story in the thread below.
June 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I GOT MY NEW LAPTOP, FINALLY! It's a Lenovo IdeaPad Slim 3, 16gb ram, Ryzen 7. It's so good.
I'll also like to tell a little story in the thread below.
I'll also like to tell a little story in the thread below.
Bro...
Rosalina's unlock screen in #MarioKartWorld is making me feel things
She's so goddamn smug. MOMMY
Rosalina's unlock screen in #MarioKartWorld is making me feel things
She's so goddamn smug. MOMMY
June 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bro...
Rosalina's unlock screen in #MarioKartWorld is making me feel things
She's so goddamn smug. MOMMY
Rosalina's unlock screen in #MarioKartWorld is making me feel things
She's so goddamn smug. MOMMY
[ 10 ] --but man that is so stupid. Let's talk about Erik, he's a moron. And confuses me. Why would Death go after him if he's not related to the family? Here's the family tree as shown in the movie. So, Iris died, then Howard, so Erik, being the oldest, would be on Deaths list next, right? Well...
June 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[ 10 ] --but man that is so stupid. Let's talk about Erik, he's a moron. And confuses me. Why would Death go after him if he's not related to the family? Here's the family tree as shown in the movie. So, Iris died, then Howard, so Erik, being the oldest, would be on Deaths list next, right? Well...