Crystalika
@crystalika.bsky.social
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Digital, 3D, Pixel Artist / Videographer / Content Creator / Video Editor / Comedian / Speedrunner / Writer
🧿He/Him (21), Independent Artist/Video Editor, Speedrunner & Mario Fan
🚫FUCK AI & RIGHT WING
Being a cogsucker on my posts = BLOCK.
Digital, 3D, Pixel Artist / Videographer / Content Creator / Video Editor / Comedian / Speedrunner / Writer
🧿He/Him (21), Independent Artist/Video Editor, Speedrunner & Mario Fan
🚫FUCK AI & RIGHT WING
Being a cogsucker on my posts = BLOCK.
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Crystalika
@crystalika.bsky.social
· Jan 23
🧿 Howdy! This is where I post occasional reviews, rants, funny stuff, updates, and other thoughts and events I can't keep to myself.
⚠️I have opinions. So if you don't agree with them, that's fine! Let's talk calm & respectfully! But if you want to fuss about it, then don't engage with my posts.⚠️
⚠️I have opinions. So if you don't agree with them, that's fine! Let's talk calm & respectfully! But if you want to fuss about it, then don't engage with my posts.⚠️
I just realized something cursed
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I just realized something cursed
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
The penis is basically an assassins teapot
Both can dispense different liquids through the same hole via different means.
I went to #Bojangles this morning and before sticking my straw into my drink, I saw that my fucking cup lid has the most off centered straw butthole I've ever seen. This looks like someone did the blind Boba straw challenge to it LMFAO
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I went to #Bojangles this morning and before sticking my straw into my drink, I saw that my fucking cup lid has the most off centered straw butthole I've ever seen. This looks like someone did the blind Boba straw challenge to it LMFAO
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
It's hilarious as hell but my OCD is in shambles 🏳️
#SuperMarioGalaxy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
#SuperMarioGalaxy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'M GONNA SCREAM
ROSALINA IS SO FUCKING PRETTY OMG
I'm on a journey to beat (not 100%!) Ultimate DOOM + Sigil, DOOM 2, DOOM 64 and DOOM 3. As well as TNT Evilution, Plutonia, and Legacy Of Rust. Why? IDK. I'll also be playing it on Ultra Violence, Watch me die! and Veteran difficulties! #DOOM
I've already beaten DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal--
I've already beaten DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal--
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm on a journey to beat (not 100%!) Ultimate DOOM + Sigil, DOOM 2, DOOM 64 and DOOM 3. As well as TNT Evilution, Plutonia, and Legacy Of Rust. Why? IDK. I'll also be playing it on Ultra Violence, Watch me die! and Veteran difficulties! #DOOM
I've already beaten DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal--
I've already beaten DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal--
What if October but it's Hawktober and everybody gives each other hawk tuahs
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What if October but it's Hawktober and everybody gives each other hawk tuahs
What timeline are we living in bro LMFAO
Hong Kong 2097 just got a trailer set for December of this year... THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO HONG KONG 97 30 YEARS LATER WHAT THE FUCK
Hong Kong 2097 just got a trailer set for December of this year... THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO HONG KONG 97 30 YEARS LATER WHAT THE FUCK
October 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What timeline are we living in bro LMFAO
Hong Kong 2097 just got a trailer set for December of this year... THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO HONG KONG 97 30 YEARS LATER WHAT THE FUCK
Hong Kong 2097 just got a trailer set for December of this year... THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SEQUEL TO HONG KONG 97 30 YEARS LATER WHAT THE FUCK
My dad brought a pumpkin and a surprisingly good pumpkin carving kit with a blade and scooper, and I made this! His name is Sutilis. (Latin for stitched). The green on his face gave me an idea to do something with that eye. The "stitches" are thin Greenbriar(?) vines I found!
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My dad brought a pumpkin and a surprisingly good pumpkin carving kit with a blade and scooper, and I made this! His name is Sutilis. (Latin for stitched). The green on his face gave me an idea to do something with that eye. The "stitches" are thin Greenbriar(?) vines I found!
Why does the foobar2000 logo look like Hornet from Silksong LMAO
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why does the foobar2000 logo look like Hornet from Silksong LMAO
It fucking saddens me to see so many artists online stop posting their work and aspiring artists refrain from ever posting their work all because of AI. So much creative expression, joy and work from so many amazing and talented people and newcomers being halted--
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It fucking saddens me to see so many artists online stop posting their work and aspiring artists refrain from ever posting their work all because of AI. So much creative expression, joy and work from so many amazing and talented people and newcomers being halted--
Obtained a new victim to speedrun SM64 with
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Obtained a new victim to speedrun SM64 with
To the clankers... Aww, what are you gonna do when the power is out? You gonna cry?🥹Yes? You gonna be a useless mold on society? Uhuh? Aww, that's too bad. ☹️☹️You can't generate any images of busty underage cat girls for your online strawman arguments? No?☹️
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To the clankers... Aww, what are you gonna do when the power is out? You gonna cry?🥹Yes? You gonna be a useless mold on society? Uhuh? Aww, that's too bad. ☹️☹️You can't generate any images of busty underage cat girls for your online strawman arguments? No?☹️
ROSALINA IS GONNA BE IN SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ROSALINA IS GONNA BE IN SUPER MARIO BROS WONDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE
1/10
I'mma be real, the #NintendoDirect was... decent, to say the least. The Mario 40th anniversary beginning was very weak. I will say the ones I'm super excited about is new Wonder content as well as the SMG movie, holy shit Rosalina is definitely gonna make me cream myself LMAO
I'mma be real, the #NintendoDirect was... decent, to say the least. The Mario 40th anniversary beginning was very weak. I will say the ones I'm super excited about is new Wonder content as well as the SMG movie, holy shit Rosalina is definitely gonna make me cream myself LMAO
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
1/10
I'mma be real, the #NintendoDirect was... decent, to say the least. The Mario 40th anniversary beginning was very weak. I will say the ones I'm super excited about is new Wonder content as well as the SMG movie, holy shit Rosalina is definitely gonna make me cream myself LMAO
I'mma be real, the #NintendoDirect was... decent, to say the least. The Mario 40th anniversary beginning was very weak. I will say the ones I'm super excited about is new Wonder content as well as the SMG movie, holy shit Rosalina is definitely gonna make me cream myself LMAO
God, what is it with the Windows 11 updates?? You give me the damn option to "update and shutdown" but upon finishing the update, it takes me to the login screen and I have to manually shut it down myself. Man, fuckin hell.
August 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
God, what is it with the Windows 11 updates?? You give me the damn option to "update and shutdown" but upon finishing the update, it takes me to the login screen and I have to manually shut it down myself. Man, fuckin hell.
I hope they cast Lee Byung-hun as Mr. Negative in #SpiderManBrandNewDay. He's PERFECT
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I hope they cast Lee Byung-hun as Mr. Negative in #SpiderManBrandNewDay. He's PERFECT
Wondering why people love it so much, I tried out #Balatro for an hour or so, and I like it a lot! I, myself love card games like poker, spider solitaire, go fish and all that. Combining roguelike with poker is something I've never seen before so that makes it a lot more interesting and intuitive.
August 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Wondering why people love it so much, I tried out #Balatro for an hour or so, and I like it a lot! I, myself love card games like poker, spider solitaire, go fish and all that. Combining roguelike with poker is something I've never seen before so that makes it a lot more interesting and intuitive.
What did the punk say to the prostitute he frequently pays for blowjobs?
I need mohawk tuah
I need mohawk tuah
July 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What did the punk say to the prostitute he frequently pays for blowjobs?
I need mohawk tuah
I need mohawk tuah
I'm on my route to de-Googling.
I replaced Google Photos with Immich using Docker, and replaced Gmail using ProtonMail. But a replacement for Google Drive? It's hard to find.
But where I'm at right now, I've been trying to get #Seafile to work and I've been ripping hair out because of it.
I replaced Google Photos with Immich using Docker, and replaced Gmail using ProtonMail. But a replacement for Google Drive? It's hard to find.
But where I'm at right now, I've been trying to get #Seafile to work and I've been ripping hair out because of it.
July 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm on my route to de-Googling.
I replaced Google Photos with Immich using Docker, and replaced Gmail using ProtonMail. But a replacement for Google Drive? It's hard to find.
But where I'm at right now, I've been trying to get #Seafile to work and I've been ripping hair out because of it.
I replaced Google Photos with Immich using Docker, and replaced Gmail using ProtonMail. But a replacement for Google Drive? It's hard to find.
But where I'm at right now, I've been trying to get #Seafile to work and I've been ripping hair out because of it.
The "big bill"? More like the big bull(shit). Fuck you, Trump.
8647.
8647.
July 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The "big bill"? More like the big bull(shit). Fuck you, Trump.
8647.
8647.
OmniArchive has found the lost official game collab between Mojang and LEGO called "Brickcraft", and holy shit this is a big W for preservation! I never knew this existed. It looks and plays similarly to Blockland or Brickadia. Actually pretty sick!
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
June 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
OmniArchive has found the lost official game collab between Mojang and LEGO called "Brickcraft", and holy shit this is a big W for preservation! I never knew this existed. It looks and plays similarly to Blockland or Brickadia. Actually pretty sick!
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
Check it out!
omniarchive.uk/news/#brickc...
I JUST HAD THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH TALKING TO MY FRIEND OXI ABOUT SPRINGLOCK SUITS
What if the way you enter the springlock suit (at least the prototype) is shown in Secret of the Mimic where the chest opens up and you crawl inside. I believe that Michael, Williams second child who put David in--
What if the way you enter the springlock suit (at least the prototype) is shown in Secret of the Mimic where the chest opens up and you crawl inside. I believe that Michael, Williams second child who put David in--
June 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I JUST HAD THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH TALKING TO MY FRIEND OXI ABOUT SPRINGLOCK SUITS
What if the way you enter the springlock suit (at least the prototype) is shown in Secret of the Mimic where the chest opens up and you crawl inside. I believe that Michael, Williams second child who put David in--
What if the way you enter the springlock suit (at least the prototype) is shown in Secret of the Mimic where the chest opens up and you crawl inside. I believe that Michael, Williams second child who put David in--
Come to think of it, the meme XBOX LIVE from Yo Mama is the modern day equivalent to "AND HIS JOHN CENA" / "-JOHN CENA" from 2014
June 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Come to think of it, the meme XBOX LIVE from Yo Mama is the modern day equivalent to "AND HIS JOHN CENA" / "-JOHN CENA" from 2014