🔮 XENØPHANES ◇ XEN0 🔮
@crystalg0d.bsky.social
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❝ I can and will chew up this whole bar and spit it out at you. ❞
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
❝ I can and will chew up this whole bar and spit it out at you. ❞
* Xeno wiped the wrapper bits off on his hip before grabbing a candy bar and unwrapped it before eating the candy *
❝ Interesting... ❞
// ty bwe
❝ Interesting... ❞
// ty bwe
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
* Xeno wiped the wrapper bits off on his hip before grabbing a candy bar and unwrapped it before eating the candy *
❝ Interesting... ❞
// ty bwe
❝ Interesting... ❞
// ty bwe
❝ What do you mean it isn't flavor skin? You mean I've been...eating something that doesnt need to be eaten this whole time??? ❞
* Xeno looked down at the wrapper remains in the palm of his hand *
// this mfer eats pop tarts with the wrapper still on 😭
He thought it added flavor </3
* Xeno looked down at the wrapper remains in the palm of his hand *
// this mfer eats pop tarts with the wrapper still on 😭
He thought it added flavor </3
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
❝ What do you mean it isn't flavor skin? You mean I've been...eating something that doesnt need to be eaten this whole time??? ❞
* Xeno looked down at the wrapper remains in the palm of his hand *
// this mfer eats pop tarts with the wrapper still on 😭
He thought it added flavor </3
* Xeno looked down at the wrapper remains in the palm of his hand *
// this mfer eats pop tarts with the wrapper still on 😭
He thought it added flavor </3
* Xeno grabbed the plastic pumpkin and grabbed a handful of candy...despite what Sonic just said, Xeno shoved the handful in his mouth, wrappers still on and everything *
❝ ..the plastic adds flavor I cant really describe...but you're telling me mortals take off the flavor skin? ❞
// ew xeno </3
❝ ..the plastic adds flavor I cant really describe...but you're telling me mortals take off the flavor skin? ❞
// ew xeno </3
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
* Xeno grabbed the plastic pumpkin and grabbed a handful of candy...despite what Sonic just said, Xeno shoved the handful in his mouth, wrappers still on and everything *
❝ ..the plastic adds flavor I cant really describe...but you're telling me mortals take off the flavor skin? ❞
// ew xeno </3
❝ ..the plastic adds flavor I cant really describe...but you're telling me mortals take off the flavor skin? ❞
// ew xeno </3
* Xeno removed the remaining wrapper and finished the candy *
❝ Mm...okay, now it does taste good...do you have more? ❞
❝ Mm...okay, now it does taste good...do you have more? ❞
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
* Xeno removed the remaining wrapper and finished the candy *
❝ Mm...okay, now it does taste good...do you have more? ❞
❝ Mm...okay, now it does taste good...do you have more? ❞
* Xeno takes out a Hershey bar from the plastic pumpkin...and proceeds to eat the candy with the wrapper still on. *
❝ This is hard to bite into. ❞
❝ This is hard to bite into. ❞
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
* Xeno takes out a Hershey bar from the plastic pumpkin...and proceeds to eat the candy with the wrapper still on. *
❝ This is hard to bite into. ❞
❝ This is hard to bite into. ❞
* Xeno looked at the bucket as he just finished eating what seemed to be a tiny bird. He then looked up at Sonic. *
❝ Whats that? And it has been a while. Why haven't you contacted me sooner? ❞
❝ Whats that? And it has been a while. Why haven't you contacted me sooner? ❞
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
* Xeno looked at the bucket as he just finished eating what seemed to be a tiny bird. He then looked up at Sonic. *
❝ Whats that? And it has been a while. Why haven't you contacted me sooner? ❞
❝ Whats that? And it has been a while. Why haven't you contacted me sooner? ❞
// Xeno then punches him/silly
August 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
// Xeno then punches him/silly
// Xeno would put pickles on it to be funny/silly
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
// Xeno would put pickles on it to be funny/silly
// Xeno would say because there's chili on it/silly
August 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
// Xeno would say because there's chili on it/silly
// I mean Xeno's argument would be that you need a hot dog to make one
And he would make himself win the argument by saying: "im just that cool"
And he would make himself win the argument by saying: "im just that cool"
August 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
// I mean Xeno's argument would be that you need a hot dog to make one
And he would make himself win the argument by saying: "im just that cool"
And he would make himself win the argument by saying: "im just that cool"
// And then Xeno makes him chilidogs in return. Xeno doesn't like hot dogs though so he just makes a lot for Sonic, and puts them in a container for the road or later
August 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
// And then Xeno makes him chilidogs in return. Xeno doesn't like hot dogs though so he just makes a lot for Sonic, and puts them in a container for the road or later
// Xeno does like hot chocolate, with marshmallows n peppermint
August 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
// Xeno does like hot chocolate, with marshmallows n peppermint
// Sonic is there for Xeno and Xeno is there for Sonic, even if it's something small like that
Like they joke about each other's fears for fun but when they're actually afraid, they're right there to comfort each other bwee
Like they joke about each other's fears for fun but when they're actually afraid, they're right there to comfort each other bwee
August 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
// Sonic is there for Xeno and Xeno is there for Sonic, even if it's something small like that
Like they joke about each other's fears for fun but when they're actually afraid, they're right there to comfort each other bwee
Like they joke about each other's fears for fun but when they're actually afraid, they're right there to comfort each other bwee
// "why are you calling at 3am"
"...I had a nightmare"
"You literally faced gods beyond your power level and you call me about a nightmare???"
"It was a pool :("
"...fine...ill stay up with you...again"
"...I had a nightmare"
"You literally faced gods beyond your power level and you call me about a nightmare???"
"It was a pool :("
"...fine...ill stay up with you...again"
August 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
// "why are you calling at 3am"
"...I had a nightmare"
"You literally faced gods beyond your power level and you call me about a nightmare???"
"It was a pool :("
"...fine...ill stay up with you...again"
"...I had a nightmare"
"You literally faced gods beyond your power level and you call me about a nightmare???"
"It was a pool :("
"...fine...ill stay up with you...again"
// Xeno is either up all night or always sleeping, it depends on the day really
If he's up, he'll answer the phone
But if he's asleep he'll wake up and just stare at it like: "what now"
If he's up, he'll answer the phone
But if he's asleep he'll wake up and just stare at it like: "what now"
August 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
// Xeno is either up all night or always sleeping, it depends on the day really
If he's up, he'll answer the phone
But if he's asleep he'll wake up and just stare at it like: "what now"
If he's up, he'll answer the phone
But if he's asleep he'll wake up and just stare at it like: "what now"
// after that, xeno would probably put Sonic's contact as like: "blue speedy thing" or smth like that/silly
August 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
// after that, xeno would probably put Sonic's contact as like: "blue speedy thing" or smth like that/silly
// Xeno would somehow almost download a virus and Sonic would factory reset the phone to fix it/silly
August 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
// Xeno would somehow almost download a virus and Sonic would factory reset the phone to fix it/silly
// next time they interact, Sonic teaches Xeno how to use technology/j/silly
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
// next time they interact, Sonic teaches Xeno how to use technology/j/silly
// I haven't been on here in a hot minute im sorry </3
But id say 💛 even tho Sonic and Xen are already kinda friends
But id say 💛 even tho Sonic and Xen are already kinda friends
August 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
// I haven't been on here in a hot minute im sorry </3
But id say 💛 even tho Sonic and Xen are already kinda friends
But id say 💛 even tho Sonic and Xen are already kinda friends