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XENOPHANES PARODY ACCOUNT
❝ yₒᵤ'ᵣₑ dᵢffₑᵣₑₙₜ....ₐₙd ᵢ ₐdₒᵣₑ dᵢffₑᵣₑₙₜ. ❞
{ ADULT MUSE / ADULT MUN }
⚠️‼️NOT IN ANY WAY ASSOCIATED WITH CANON XENOPHANES OR SHEI / ASTRANOMICONX ‼️⚠️
ALL INFO BELOW: 🧵
References to my Xeno:
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// he wouldn't actually hurt Sonic intentionally unless he's threatened or Sonic attacks first
It's alri,, I've just been relaxing for the time being
//Lol those are the best
You are welcome. :)
That sounds unpleasant. I'm sorry. ☹️
// yeah, he's just a silly goober
And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
// he wouldn't actually hurt Sonic intentionally unless he's threatened or Sonic attacks first
It's alri,, I've just been relaxing for the time being
// yeah, he's just a silly goober
And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
"No don't crush my spine!" He assumes this is where he's heading with this.
//Lol this is very amusing. Also it's fine and not a problem 👌 that however isn't good. I hope you feel better.
❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞
// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny
Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
// yeah, he's just a silly goober
And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞
// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny
Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
//Xeno you broke this hedgehog's hand of course he's going to complain! /Ih
// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞
// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny
Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
"I'm only yelling to distract myself from passing out from pain!"
//Sonic already getting his hand injured by this man the first time they meet lmao
❝ Like you mean it. ❞
// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
❝ Like you mean it. ❞
// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
He looks very miserable. This hedgehog.
//Xeno isn't playing around/silly
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
❝ Like you mean it. ❞
// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
He sounds like somebody about to be axe murdered. The pain is unbelievable for him.
//Hopefully they get used to each other lol and Sonic figures out how to do this better.
* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *
// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *
// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
"I thought you would take that as a compliment! You sure aren't acting like a Sonic fan!"
//Sonic buddy you need to learn how to word things better! or your hand will forever be a mess. /silly
// rip Sonic's hand again </3
* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *
// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
// rip Sonic's hand again </3
He's just making it worse.
//Buckle up Xeno this Sonic is different lol and most definite, more immature.
❝ You called me a vampire and kept poking fun at that fact..you were saying it in a way to make fun of me. You don't need to be an ass about it. ❞
// Xeno's talked with a lot of Sonics so far, he sometimes forgets which one he's talking to/silly
// rip Sonic's hand again </3
// silly birthday boy
// silly birthday boy
❝ You called me a vampire and kept poking fun at that fact..you were saying it in a way to make fun of me. You don't need to be an ass about it. ❞
// Xeno's talked with a lot of Sonics so far, he sometimes forgets which one he's talking to/silly
Sonic's brow is raised as he explains himself.
//I hc he has trouble telling blunt casual honesty to just rude because it's exactly how he behaves in the show lol
* Xeno crossed his arms, glaring at Sonic *
// Sonic you better say your next words carefully
N yea, I'm gonna try and get something out for his birthday today:)
❝ You called me a vampire and kept poking fun at that fact..you were saying it in a way to make fun of me. You don't need to be an ass about it. ❞
// Xeno's talked with a lot of Sonics so far, he sometimes forgets which one he's talking to/silly
* Xeno crossed his arms, glaring at Sonic *
// Sonic you better say your next words carefully
N yea, I'm gonna try and get something out for his birthday today:)
"But you aren't normal. Why does that bug you? And before you continue to crush my hand into a blue paste. Let me explain what I mean. I mean you are unique and not of this world."
//Sonic you could of been more clear before
Oh, cool! :D
// he will, dw
off topic but today is Xeno's birthday :]
* Xeno crossed his arms, glaring at Sonic *
// Sonic you better say your next words carefully
N yea, I'm gonna try and get something out for his birthday today:)
// he will, dw
off topic but today is Xeno's birthday :]
"Psh. That didn't even hurt that bad." There's a tear dripping down his eye even with the pretend not to care attitude.
"...Acting? I'm seriously confused."
//😔Give him time Xeno
* Xeno let go after a bit, wiping the blood off his glove *
// xeno might heal it if Sonic does actually apologize this time
// he will, dw
off topic but today is Xeno's birthday :]
* Xeno let go after a bit, wiping the blood off his glove *
// xeno might heal it if Sonic does actually apologize this time
"Grrahh. What?"
//R.I.P Sonic's hand again 😮
❝ Hey so question. Are you stupid or just really fucking stupid? ❞
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno gonna make his hand into soup </3
* Xeno let go after a bit, wiping the blood off his glove *
// xeno might heal it if Sonic does actually apologize this time
❝ Hey so question. Are you stupid or just really fucking stupid? ❞
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno gonna make his hand into soup </3
"What did I do this time?!"
He's genuinely oblivious to how rude that sounded. He thought he was just being casual.
//Oh Sonic buddy no. 😭
// Sonic, you dimwit </3
❝ Hey so question. Are you stupid or just really fucking stupid? ❞
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno gonna make his hand into soup </3
// Sonic, you dimwit </3
"I didn't expect you to actually bite. Most normal people don't. Well."
He looked him over, a hand resting on his side.
"Not appearance wise but normal in behavior."
❝ You started this whole thing and thought nothing would happen. This is your own fault. ❞
// Sonic, you dimwit </3
❝ You started this whole thing and thought nothing would happen. This is your own fault. ❞
"Let's." He is confused. "Talk about this."
❝ You started this whole thing and thought nothing would happen. This is your own fault. ❞
"You know what I think vampire insults are as old as them."
This is his I'll back off now response.
❝ I'll bite you again if you want. ❞
❝ I'll bite you again if you want. ❞
Slow eyebrow raise.
//Apologize sir! Stop being a troublemaker
❝ You did kinda deserve it. ❞
// Xeno not helping him real
❝ I'll bite you again if you want. ❞
❝ You did kinda deserve it. ❞
// Xeno not helping him real
He gave an apathetic look continuing to hold his hand.
//Sonic please be nice or that gremlin will kick your butt /j
❝ Do you feel yourself turning into a vampire?? ❞
// Xeno just gonna give the same amount of annoyance back at this point/silly
❝ You did kinda deserve it. ❞
// Xeno not helping him real
❝ Do you feel yourself turning into a vampire?? ❞
// Xeno just gonna give the same amount of annoyance back at this point/silly
"Well not now. You already bit me. Are you sure you aren't part vampire? That was a lot of blood you drew."
//🤣
*facepalms* Sonic
* Xeno then punched Sonic in the arm *
// I mean...Sonic said he could punch him so..
❝ Do you feel yourself turning into a vampire?? ❞
// Xeno just gonna give the same amount of annoyance back at this point/silly
* Xeno then punched Sonic in the arm *
// I mean...Sonic said he could punch him so..
He looks panicked not used to that kind of reaction. Even if well deserved.
//Lol Sonic thinking twice next time before he talks about biting.
* Xeno crossed his arms *
// He won't until Sonic gives him something for emotional damages/j/silly
* Xeno then punched Sonic in the arm *
// I mean...Sonic said he could punch him so..
* Xeno crossed his arms *
// He won't until Sonic gives him something for emotional damages/j/silly
Leaping up from his spot, wide eyes are staring at his bitten bleeding hand he holds.
//Xeno don't heal him make him learn his lesson because he's probably gonna still bother /j
❝ I warned you. You didn't listen. ❞
// He'll be fine if Xeno heals him
Maybe </3/silly
* Xeno crossed his arms *
// He won't until Sonic gives him something for emotional damages/j/silly