LFGGGGG

nonononoNONO

my bad, i thought it was a reference to the "caesar and augustus made up new months for themselves" thing, which isn't true. either way, new years moved from march to january way before caesar, and in any case i'm just being a pedant lmao

They didn't make up and insert two new months when September went from being the 7th month to the 9th. They just moved where the year started. March used to be the first month of the year.

with pulp

<3 my friends, we survive shit together

we're gonna be having LAN parties in the retirement home, and it's gonna be as much of an old people thing as bingo or backgammon is today

i crave the homogenized "nutrition" slab

i picked those up a couple weeks ago, genuinely the only thing i've found in the UK that fills the hot pocket niche (keeps forever in the freezer, heats in a couple minutes in the microwave)

apparently this is what meds are supposed to help you with. wish they did that for me.

by the end of the party, her halo has been shattered to pieces by a witch in a cardboard MJOLNIR suit

it's been spotty for me since yesterday

do you even need to ask