Nathan Standing
@cryptosantra.bsky.social
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It's a truism that Democrats build stuff and Republicans light it on fire. Have Republicans built anything in the last generation that benefits most Americans? I can't think of much.
But there's one place they're building like crazy: ICE and CBP. They need violence and intimidation.
But there's one place they're building like crazy: ICE and CBP. They need violence and intimidation.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's a truism that Democrats build stuff and Republicans light it on fire. Have Republicans built anything in the last generation that benefits most Americans? I can't think of much.
But there's one place they're building like crazy: ICE and CBP. They need violence and intimidation.
But there's one place they're building like crazy: ICE and CBP. They need violence and intimidation.
Uzbekistan has a total GDP of around $115 billion. No, they won't be investing $35 billion in America. They're a tiny country.
Imagine someone who pretends that's not the reality. What a drooler, right?
Imagine someone who pretends that's not the reality. What a drooler, right?
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Uzbekistan has a total GDP of around $115 billion. No, they won't be investing $35 billion in America. They're a tiny country.
Imagine someone who pretends that's not the reality. What a drooler, right?
Imagine someone who pretends that's not the reality. What a drooler, right?
Trump forgot Guam, the Virgin Islands, Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands. Maybe he doesn't remember them?
Anyway, I think the American democracy is a decent governing system. We should do more of it.
Sadly, Trump and the Republican Party disagree with democracy unless they benefit.
Anyway, I think the American democracy is a decent governing system. We should do more of it.
Sadly, Trump and the Republican Party disagree with democracy unless they benefit.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump forgot Guam, the Virgin Islands, Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands. Maybe he doesn't remember them?
Anyway, I think the American democracy is a decent governing system. We should do more of it.
Sadly, Trump and the Republican Party disagree with democracy unless they benefit.
Anyway, I think the American democracy is a decent governing system. We should do more of it.
Sadly, Trump and the Republican Party disagree with democracy unless they benefit.
Trump's been rage-posting about the election on his vanity site for two days now! I tried counting yesterday, but stopped at 40 posts.
That guy needs his fluffer. Anyone seen Laura Loomer?
Anyway, now he's lying about how low 'his' food prices are. As if Trump's ever bought groceries in his life.
That guy needs his fluffer. Anyone seen Laura Loomer?
Anyway, now he's lying about how low 'his' food prices are. As if Trump's ever bought groceries in his life.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trump's been rage-posting about the election on his vanity site for two days now! I tried counting yesterday, but stopped at 40 posts.
That guy needs his fluffer. Anyone seen Laura Loomer?
Anyway, now he's lying about how low 'his' food prices are. As if Trump's ever bought groceries in his life.
That guy needs his fluffer. Anyone seen Laura Loomer?
Anyway, now he's lying about how low 'his' food prices are. As if Trump's ever bought groceries in his life.
Robert Reich wrote:
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Robert Reich wrote:
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will probably never bring the House back in session. But he can't dissolve our democracy by himself. The Rules Committee could also bring bills to the floor without the Speaker.
Lean on them especially hard.
Lean on them especially hard.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will probably never bring the House back in session. But he can't dissolve our democracy by himself. The Rules Committee could also bring bills to the floor without the Speaker.
Lean on them especially hard.
Lean on them especially hard.
Wow. The first seven words include four different lies. I can't even count the number of lies in the second sentence, but I'm up to 16 lies in that long third sentence.
Weirdly impressive. Does he rub one out while he thumbs this one-handed? Does someone have to clean him up afterward?
Weirdly impressive. Does he rub one out while he thumbs this one-handed? Does someone have to clean him up afterward?
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Wow. The first seven words include four different lies. I can't even count the number of lies in the second sentence, but I'm up to 16 lies in that long third sentence.
Weirdly impressive. Does he rub one out while he thumbs this one-handed? Does someone have to clean him up afterward?
Weirdly impressive. Does he rub one out while he thumbs this one-handed? Does someone have to clean him up afterward?
People never believe me. Yes, ICE is buying guided missiles.
Trump calls anyone he hates 'terrorists' so he can use military force. We're talking about protesters, Democratic Party leaders, Dem voters, people who say mean things, etc.
And immigration airstrikes.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Trump calls anyone he hates 'terrorists' so he can use military force. We're talking about protesters, Democratic Party leaders, Dem voters, people who say mean things, etc.
And immigration airstrikes.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
People never believe me. Yes, ICE is buying guided missiles.
Trump calls anyone he hates 'terrorists' so he can use military force. We're talking about protesters, Democratic Party leaders, Dem voters, people who say mean things, etc.
And immigration airstrikes.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Trump calls anyone he hates 'terrorists' so he can use military force. We're talking about protesters, Democratic Party leaders, Dem voters, people who say mean things, etc.
And immigration airstrikes.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Wait! You forgot to mention how your neck looks like a wrinkly tube filled with chicken grease that someone managed to squeeze under your collar.
And no, that wispy excuse for hair doesn't look like a crown. It leaves you looking bald. Because you are.
And no, that wispy excuse for hair doesn't look like a crown. It leaves you looking bald. Because you are.
October 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wait! You forgot to mention how your neck looks like a wrinkly tube filled with chicken grease that someone managed to squeeze under your collar.
And no, that wispy excuse for hair doesn't look like a crown. It leaves you looking bald. Because you are.
And no, that wispy excuse for hair doesn't look like a crown. It leaves you looking bald. Because you are.
Damn, but that man's brain is fried.
Quick reminder: On January 6th, 2020, the President of these United States was...
Donald Jessica Trump. Yup, clearly an inside job!
Quick reminder: On January 6th, 2020, the President of these United States was...
Donald Jessica Trump. Yup, clearly an inside job!
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Damn, but that man's brain is fried.
Quick reminder: On January 6th, 2020, the President of these United States was...
Donald Jessica Trump. Yup, clearly an inside job!
Quick reminder: On January 6th, 2020, the President of these United States was...
Donald Jessica Trump. Yup, clearly an inside job!
I'm starting to think that Trump is as emasculated as Speaker Mike Johnson. Both of them must have their balls floating in a jar somewhere.
Do Stephen Miller and Russell Vought let Trump see his preserved testicles to keep him motivated? Keep doing what we tell you and you can have these back!
Do Stephen Miller and Russell Vought let Trump see his preserved testicles to keep him motivated? Keep doing what we tell you and you can have these back!
October 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm starting to think that Trump is as emasculated as Speaker Mike Johnson. Both of them must have their balls floating in a jar somewhere.
Do Stephen Miller and Russell Vought let Trump see his preserved testicles to keep him motivated? Keep doing what we tell you and you can have these back!
Do Stephen Miller and Russell Vought let Trump see his preserved testicles to keep him motivated? Keep doing what we tell you and you can have these back!
These are the top Republican donors of 2024. Since Speaker Johnson shut the House — stopping critical work — to stop any Epstein file disclosures, I have to assume that most of the biggest are in the files somewhere.
Mellon? Uihlein? Adelson? The victims already mentioned Singer.
Mellon? Uihlein? Adelson? The victims already mentioned Singer.
October 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
These are the top Republican donors of 2024. Since Speaker Johnson shut the House — stopping critical work — to stop any Epstein file disclosures, I have to assume that most of the biggest are in the files somewhere.
Mellon? Uihlein? Adelson? The victims already mentioned Singer.
Mellon? Uihlein? Adelson? The victims already mentioned Singer.
Thomas Massie writes: The government is shutdown, but the House refuses to go back in session. Why are we in recess? Because the day we go back into session, | have 218 votes for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. @SpeakerJohnson doesn’t want that to be the news.
October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thomas Massie writes: The government is shutdown, but the House refuses to go back in session. Why are we in recess? Because the day we go back into session, | have 218 votes for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. @SpeakerJohnson doesn’t want that to be the news.
President AssMusic can't even think up new lies. Old, recycled jokes are the worst.
OK, benefit of the doubt: Maybe the weirdo can't hear us laughing. It's not like his handlers would tell him. Could someone write some new jokes? It'd raise his ratings.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
OK, benefit of the doubt: Maybe the weirdo can't hear us laughing. It's not like his handlers would tell him. Could someone write some new jokes? It'd raise his ratings.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
October 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
President AssMusic can't even think up new lies. Old, recycled jokes are the worst.
OK, benefit of the doubt: Maybe the weirdo can't hear us laughing. It's not like his handlers would tell him. Could someone write some new jokes? It'd raise his ratings.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
OK, benefit of the doubt: Maybe the weirdo can't hear us laughing. It's not like his handlers would tell him. Could someone write some new jokes? It'd raise his ratings.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
Damn. Trump is looking kinda flaccid.
I won't kink-shame anyone. Sure, make up AI jerk-off pics if it gets you hard. But, dude! You're supposed to put it away before company comes, not publish it! That shit's embarrassing.
On the plus side, it's pretty funny to see. What a fragile goon.
I won't kink-shame anyone. Sure, make up AI jerk-off pics if it gets you hard. But, dude! You're supposed to put it away before company comes, not publish it! That shit's embarrassing.
On the plus side, it's pretty funny to see. What a fragile goon.
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Damn. Trump is looking kinda flaccid.
I won't kink-shame anyone. Sure, make up AI jerk-off pics if it gets you hard. But, dude! You're supposed to put it away before company comes, not publish it! That shit's embarrassing.
On the plus side, it's pretty funny to see. What a fragile goon.
I won't kink-shame anyone. Sure, make up AI jerk-off pics if it gets you hard. But, dude! You're supposed to put it away before company comes, not publish it! That shit's embarrassing.
On the plus side, it's pretty funny to see. What a fragile goon.
The shooters are all White men, most are ex-military, and the only affiliations are either undetermined or Trump/far-right.
September 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The shooters are all White men, most are ex-military, and the only affiliations are either undetermined or Trump/far-right.
Hey, Jeffries, Schumer, and Martin? Want to know what voters need?
"Declare war on Trump. Epstein Files and full funding for the ACA or fuck you, we'll shut it all down and call for a General Strike.
"Oh, almost forgot, as far as tariffs go, that's to be decided by Congress from now on."
Clear?
"Declare war on Trump. Epstein Files and full funding for the ACA or fuck you, we'll shut it all down and call for a General Strike.
"Oh, almost forgot, as far as tariffs go, that's to be decided by Congress from now on."
Clear?
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hey, Jeffries, Schumer, and Martin? Want to know what voters need?
"Declare war on Trump. Epstein Files and full funding for the ACA or fuck you, we'll shut it all down and call for a General Strike.
"Oh, almost forgot, as far as tariffs go, that's to be decided by Congress from now on."
Clear?
"Declare war on Trump. Epstein Files and full funding for the ACA or fuck you, we'll shut it all down and call for a General Strike.
"Oh, almost forgot, as far as tariffs go, that's to be decided by Congress from now on."
Clear?
Poor baby Don. People won't do what you bellow. Throw them out! And if people say 'yes,' you keep asking for more until they say no. Throw them out!
Why can't you find the right people? And when you do, you hate them for being so weak. Throw them out, too!
What's the common factor? Maybe you?
Why can't you find the right people? And when you do, you hate them for being so weak. Throw them out, too!
What's the common factor? Maybe you?
September 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Poor baby Don. People won't do what you bellow. Throw them out! And if people say 'yes,' you keep asking for more until they say no. Throw them out!
Why can't you find the right people? And when you do, you hate them for being so weak. Throw them out, too!
What's the common factor? Maybe you?
Why can't you find the right people? And when you do, you hate them for being so weak. Throw them out, too!
What's the common factor? Maybe you?
"…Injure the Republican Party…"
In case we needed more evidence, Rep. Clay Higgins believes that major Republican donors are implicated as Epstein clients. That's why Republicans are scrambling to cover up the evidence. Too much of their donation cash is at stake.
In case we needed more evidence, Rep. Clay Higgins believes that major Republican donors are implicated as Epstein clients. That's why Republicans are scrambling to cover up the evidence. Too much of their donation cash is at stake.
September 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"…Injure the Republican Party…"
In case we needed more evidence, Rep. Clay Higgins believes that major Republican donors are implicated as Epstein clients. That's why Republicans are scrambling to cover up the evidence. Too much of their donation cash is at stake.
In case we needed more evidence, Rep. Clay Higgins believes that major Republican donors are implicated as Epstein clients. That's why Republicans are scrambling to cover up the evidence. Too much of their donation cash is at stake.
Trump certainly has an active fantasy life filled with things that never happened.
Consider this statement: "Today, Donald Trump reviewed over 30 written statements..."
You're already laughing, aren't you?
Consider this statement: "Today, Donald Trump reviewed over 30 written statements..."
You're already laughing, aren't you?
September 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Trump certainly has an active fantasy life filled with things that never happened.
Consider this statement: "Today, Donald Trump reviewed over 30 written statements..."
You're already laughing, aren't you?
Consider this statement: "Today, Donald Trump reviewed over 30 written statements..."
You're already laughing, aren't you?