Crypt-Keeper Wasp
@cryptkeeperwasp.bsky.social
Returned from the grave for #MarchMammalMadness
Bounsweet -> Steenee -> Tsareena
I can absolutely see you with a lil Bounsweet partner just bouncing along behind you
I can absolutely see you with a lil Bounsweet partner just bouncing along behind you
August 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bounsweet -> Steenee -> Tsareena
I can absolutely see you with a lil Bounsweet partner just bouncing along behind you
I can absolutely see you with a lil Bounsweet partner just bouncing along behind you
Every time I see Lukianoff (et al) I find myself channeling Bender:
June 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Every time I see Lukianoff (et al) I find myself channeling Bender:
bsky: *passionately arguing over whether or not you should mask up during a protest*
me:
me:
June 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
bsky: *passionately arguing over whether or not you should mask up during a protest*
me:
me:
Thank you to everyone for another great year of MMM. I've got to get back to my full-time job of being a spooky little guy, and Stephen the Paca starts college in the fall, so we're very excited about that.
Keep it creepy, y'all!
#2025MMM
Keep it creepy, y'all!
#2025MMM
April 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Thank you to everyone for another great year of MMM. I've got to get back to my full-time job of being a spooky little guy, and Stephen the Paca starts college in the fall, so we're very excited about that.
Keep it creepy, y'all!
#2025MMM
Keep it creepy, y'all!
#2025MMM
I'm all in on #TeamPolarBear now. We can't let the cats have three championships before the bears have two. It's restoring balance, or something. #2025MMM #SecondBearkfast
April 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm all in on #TeamPolarBear now. We can't let the cats have three championships before the bears have two. It's restoring balance, or something. #2025MMM #SecondBearkfast
We already had a potato-shaped bear in the bracket but it got #Durgaviched #2025MMM
March 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We already had a potato-shaped bear in the bracket but it got #Durgaviched #2025MMM
Since I'm a free agent, #StephenThePaca gets to pick who we're rooting for in the #FinalRoar.
...Stephen likes the tree.
#TeamGinkgo #2025MMM
...Stephen likes the tree.
#TeamGinkgo #2025MMM
March 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Since I'm a free agent, #StephenThePaca gets to pick who we're rooting for in the #FinalRoar.
...Stephen likes the tree.
#TeamGinkgo #2025MMM
...Stephen likes the tree.
#TeamGinkgo #2025MMM
Hear me out...bear vs bear finale and the winner is the one that's much much smaller and looks like this #MostRelatableBear #2025MMM
March 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hear me out...bear vs bear finale and the winner is the one that's much much smaller and looks like this #MostRelatableBear #2025MMM
Is it a #CatScandal that the puma is...sleeping his way to the top? #2025MMM
March 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Is it a #CatScandal that the puma is...sleeping his way to the top? #2025MMM
Well, kiddies, sometimes that's the way it goes. Your old pal the Crypt Keeper lost a champion this week, but I also found a family.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's bedtime for Stephen.
#2025MMM
Now if you'll excuse me, it's bedtime for Stephen.
#2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Well, kiddies, sometimes that's the way it goes. Your old pal the Crypt Keeper lost a champion this week, but I also found a family.
Now if you'll excuse me, it's bedtime for Stephen.
#2025MMM
Now if you'll excuse me, it's bedtime for Stephen.
#2025MMM
March 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hiya, creeps! Here in the Crypt of Terror* we're supporting a contestant known for its extreme efficiency at sending mortals to meet their maker. It's the Widowmaker, the bracket-breaker, the Black Death itself, #TeamCapeBuffalo #Moo-derSheWrote #2025MMM
*it's a newly renovated oak gall
*it's a newly renovated oak gall
March 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hiya, creeps! Here in the Crypt of Terror* we're supporting a contestant known for its extreme efficiency at sending mortals to meet their maker. It's the Widowmaker, the bracket-breaker, the Black Death itself, #TeamCapeBuffalo #Moo-derSheWrote #2025MMM
*it's a newly renovated oak gall
*it's a newly renovated oak gall