Kris Dreemurr!
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Kris Dreemurr!
@cryptiknife.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
Well, I've got thick skin and an elastic heart.

( written by artemis )
( swap!kris! to go with maggie's swap au. they/them only )

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Ah, well, it is a dream, is it not? I did not think myself a lucid dreamer, but... I guess that is why. My name is "Dreemurr"! Bahaha!

( naturally, they are just asleep, now!! )

I am still waiting to sprout my demon wings...
September 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
( they smile wide. it's a little creepy, uncanny, the way it splits their cheeks. )

Oh? Only good things, I hope! Bahahaha!
September 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh, you know my name?

You just seem to be... the boy I saw in my dream.
September 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Greetings!
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
( Unfortunately for him, they're not the best at reading the room. )

A kiss, maybe?

( Sorry. They even scrunch their face up in a teasing look. )
August 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
( he'll probably forgive them, though, since they're on a hospital bed. )
August 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
( he's so pretty when he blushes like that, they think. )

( they could stare at it for hours and not get bored. they're taking up the position to do just that. natural pain killers, you know how it is. )

... yes. for me, too.

( they say that sincerely but they're being weird about it. )
August 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
// this is breaching containment so i want to clarify i'm talking about swap kris. LOL
August 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
( they can't leave her alone. not in a world that so opposes her. )

( very slash half joking moment. )

a-and... if i am dead. i could not see you, again.
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
( he touched their shoulder!!! it's nice. it's nice, to offset the immense pain right now. warm, and gentle. they squeeze their eyes shut at the contact. )

o-of course i will... susie needs me.

( they chuckle, even though it's strained. )

( that does give them purpose, thinking about her. )
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
📲 >> that would be funny, actually
📲 >> ꉂ (´∀`)ʱªʱªʱª
📲 >> do you think i would come back
📲 >> with evil demon features?
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
( there's something romantic about that protectiveness! they sigh, and it's dreamy... before it trails off into something pained, because they had to move their diaphragm to do it. )

you are so kind. i always knew you were. i had a feeling, you know?

( even though he acts weirded out by them. )
August 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
📲 >> take your time
📲 >> i will be okay
📲 >> ( ´・・)ノ(._.`)
📲 >> i am just
📲 >> really
📲 >> really
📲 >> tired (-ω-) zzZ
August 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
📲 >> well
📲 >> the blood did not stay inside
📲 >> (;´∀`)
📲 >> i reckon i lost a full gallon
📲 >> or maybe more......
📲 >> my little body contains so much
📲 >> (´ε`;)
August 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh...

( So. He didn't mean to leave them behind. He was just kept away. )

( ... )

Ah... Well...

( Like a wounded cat, they don't want to share. They bite their lip, at the thought. )

( ... But it's Berdly. )

I am... Not at my best. Bahaha. But, this can't keep me down. I promise.
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM