Kris Dreemurr!
@cryptiknife.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
Well, I've got thick skin and an elastic heart.
( written by artemis )
( swap!kris! to go with maggie's swap au. they/them only )
ic & pinned: https://magneticdogz.neocities.org/
( written by artemis )
( swap!kris! to go with maggie's swap au. they/them only )
ic & pinned: https://magneticdogz.neocities.org/
Pinned
But your blade, it might be too sharp.
I'm like a rubber band, until you pull too hard.
( written by artemis! )
( swapped with noelle )
[ #MVRP | #DTRP | #DELTARUNERP | #UTRP ]
I'm like a rubber band, until you pull too hard.
( written by artemis! )
( swapped with noelle )
[ #MVRP | #DTRP | #DELTARUNERP | #UTRP ]
i am of the opinion.
that it would be helpful, for everyone.
to just stop worrying! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
that it would be helpful, for everyone.
to just stop worrying! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
September 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i am of the opinion.
that it would be helpful, for everyone.
to just stop worrying! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
that it would be helpful, for everyone.
to just stop worrying! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
// god the @ for this account is so iconic
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
// god the @ for this account is so iconic
Are you secretly in love with me?
... In a way.
... In a way.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
( muttering bitterly. )
Their definition of "messing with" is not letting them bully me into hiding my face...
Their definition of "messing with" is not letting them bully me into hiding my face...
September 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
( muttering bitterly. )
Their definition of "messing with" is not letting them bully me into hiding my face...
Their definition of "messing with" is not letting them bully me into hiding my face...
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
They're lucky I'm not beating their ass.
... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.
... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.
September 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They're lucky I'm not beating their ass.
... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.
... They're lucky I'm not GOING to, either.
( they soooo badly want to talk about how much of a hypocrite that Kris is, but they are not eager to go back to the hospital... )
September 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
( they soooo badly want to talk about how much of a hypocrite that Kris is, but they are not eager to go back to the hospital... )
Greetings.
I am doing all right now. :-) My blood is inside my body. Which is where it's supposed to be!
I am doing all right now. :-) My blood is inside my body. Which is where it's supposed to be!
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Greetings.
I am doing all right now. :-) My blood is inside my body. Which is where it's supposed to be!
I am doing all right now. :-) My blood is inside my body. Which is where it's supposed to be!
oh~! this is wonderful, and will do completely normal things to their psyche as they realize he's being so delicate with them specifically when they're in danger. yep.
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 AM
// i picture since berdly/noelle in canon is a bit codependent, krusie is like that in swap, perhaps even to a more intense degree as kris is uh. less emotionally healthy than noelle as it is.
( he touched their shoulder!!! it's nice. it's nice, to offset the immense pain right now. warm, and gentle. they squeeze their eyes shut at the contact. )
o-of course i will... susie needs me.
( they chuckle, even though it's strained. )
( that does give them purpose, thinking about her. )
o-of course i will... susie needs me.
( they chuckle, even though it's strained. )
( that does give them purpose, thinking about her. )
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
// i picture since berdly/noelle in canon is a bit codependent, krusie is like that in swap, perhaps even to a more intense degree as kris is uh. less emotionally healthy than noelle as it is.
[ NC ]
are you trying to throw a pity party at me when you put me in the hospital... buddy....
also how are you reading my text messages.
are you trying to throw a pity party at me when you put me in the hospital... buddy....
also how are you reading my text messages.
You think you've lost a lot of blood?
📲 >> well
📲 >> the blood did not stay inside
📲 >> (；´∀｀)
📲 >> i reckon i lost a full gallon
📲 >> or maybe more......
📲 >> my little body contains so much
📲 >> (´ε｀；)
📲 >> the blood did not stay inside
📲 >> (；´∀｀)
📲 >> i reckon i lost a full gallon
📲 >> or maybe more......
📲 >> my little body contains so much
📲 >> (´ε｀；)
August 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
[ NC ]
are you trying to throw a pity party at me when you put me in the hospital... buddy....
also how are you reading my text messages.
are you trying to throw a pity party at me when you put me in the hospital... buddy....
also how are you reading my text messages.
@shrewdbuster.bsky.social
📱> susie
📱> are you awake
📱> oh mayee you are
📱> it is evening i think
📱> baha XD
📱> susie
📱> are you awake
📱> oh mayee you are
📱> it is evening i think
📱> baha XD
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@shrewdbuster.bsky.social
📱> susie
📱> are you awake
📱> oh mayee you are
📱> it is evening i think
📱> baha XD
📱> susie
📱> are you awake
📱> oh mayee you are
📱> it is evening i think
📱> baha XD
// notifs got fixed for my other account. I'll work on fixing this one later since it requires me making a new email lmao
August 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
// notifs got fixed for my other account. I'll work on fixing this one later since it requires me making a new email lmao
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
CHARA DID THIS:
made kris stab kris (noelle swap)
made kris stab kris (noelle swap)
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
CHARA DID THIS:
made kris stab kris (noelle swap)
made kris stab kris (noelle swap)
( well. they're free for visitors, now. )
August 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
( well. they're free for visitors, now. )
// jo & bullet probably both like OF COURSE IT WAS YOU, ARTEMIS.
August 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
// jo & bullet probably both like OF COURSE IT WAS YOU, ARTEMIS.
// the best part is i still have plans for my main kris
August 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
// the best part is i still have plans for my main kris
( they wonder if noelle would notice that they're here. )
( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. )
( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... )
( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )
( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. )
( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... )
( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )
August 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
( they wonder if noelle would notice that they're here. )
( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. )
( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... )
( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )
( they confided in her semi-recently. she listened. )
( ... but that doesn't mean they're friends again. she said they were, but... )
( they miss her, right now. they obviously miss berdly and susie too, but. they really miss her. )
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
... i miss noelle. she'd know what to do here.
August 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
... i miss noelle. she'd know what to do here.
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
AT LAST, WAS THE BOY.
THE SECOND HERO.
THE BOY, WITH WILL
WORN ON HIS WINGS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
— SWAP!BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
THE SECOND HERO.
THE BOY, WITH WILL
WORN ON HIS WINGS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
— SWAP!BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
July 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
AT LAST, WAS THE BOY.
THE SECOND HERO.
THE BOY, WITH WILL
WORN ON HIS WINGS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
— SWAP!BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
THE SECOND HERO.
THE BOY, WITH WILL
WORN ON HIS WINGS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
— SWAP!BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
* Keep Distracting Susie And Find Kris
* For You See . . .
* Susie . . . She's . . .
* OK There's Nothing Wrong With Her She Just Kind Of Scares Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SWAP!SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🦖
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
* For You See . . .
* Susie . . . She's . . .
* OK There's Nothing Wrong With Her She Just Kind Of Scares Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SWAP!SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🦖
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
June 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
* Keep Distracting Susie And Find Kris
* For You See . . .
* Susie . . . She's . . .
* OK There's Nothing Wrong With Her She Just Kind Of Scares Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SWAP!SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🦖
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
* For You See . . .
* Susie . . . She's . . .
* OK There's Nothing Wrong With Her She Just Kind Of Scares Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SWAP!SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🦖
* #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
//nothing ever happens.
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
//nothing ever happens.
// real live cam of bullet:
August 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
// real live cam of bullet:
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr!
OOC : // There are other unseen swaps here too like
Toriel < > Rudy
Carol < > Asgore
Catti < > Jockington
Alphys < > Undyne
And also changes like Tenna being Noelle's TV, among other things, but here in the AU I mainly focus on Noelle, Berdly, Kris, and Susie
Toriel < > Rudy
Carol < > Asgore
Catti < > Jockington
Alphys < > Undyne
And also changes like Tenna being Noelle's TV, among other things, but here in the AU I mainly focus on Noelle, Berdly, Kris, and Susie
August 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
OOC : // There are other unseen swaps here too like
Toriel < > Rudy
Carol < > Asgore
Catti < > Jockington
Alphys < > Undyne
And also changes like Tenna being Noelle's TV, among other things, but here in the AU I mainly focus on Noelle, Berdly, Kris, and Susie
Toriel < > Rudy
Carol < > Asgore
Catti < > Jockington
Alphys < > Undyne
And also changes like Tenna being Noelle's TV, among other things, but here in the AU I mainly focus on Noelle, Berdly, Kris, and Susie
( they want their dad. )
August 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
( they want their dad. )
Falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling,
falling
falling falling falling falling
falling falling falling fallingfallingfallingfalling
fallingfallingand falling, and falling and, and...
and...............
falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling,
falling, falling,
falling
falling falling falling falling
falling falling falling fallingfallingfallingfalling
fallingfallingand falling, and falling and, and...
and...............
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM