Elizabeth 🌻✨
@cryptidlesbian.bsky.social
Cryptid. Courier. Someone's weird gay English teacher.
my therapist and my wife encouraged me to take FMLA because my mental health has been ummm bad and my request got approved >:)
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
my therapist and my wife encouraged me to take FMLA because my mental health has been ummm bad and my request got approved >:)
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received an email from our principal about how exciting and wonderful having access to Ch*tGPT Edu will be for our educators and students this is life feeling more depressing and dystopian every day
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
received an email from our principal about how exciting and wonderful having access to Ch*tGPT Edu will be for our educators and students this is life feeling more depressing and dystopian every day
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August 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm not a parent, but as someone who is teaching kids who were born in the 2010s I've got to say please please please read to your kids, encourage your kids to read for fun, take them to the library and let them read anything that catches their eye, read the same book and talk about it together!
September 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not a parent, but as someone who is teaching kids who were born in the 2010s I've got to say please please please read to your kids, encourage your kids to read for fun, take them to the library and let them read anything that catches their eye, read the same book and talk about it together!
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I’m so glad I’m a gay stoner and not a brainwashed fascist
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m so glad I’m a gay stoner and not a brainwashed fascist
I did an activity with my students where I had them test how well they got to know me at the end of the year and their answers are incredibly sweet but also hilarious and accurate
May 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I did an activity with my students where I had them test how well they got to know me at the end of the year and their answers are incredibly sweet but also hilarious and accurate
I'm incredibly emotional today about our country's descent into fascism!!! Everything seems horrible and I am not doing enough to stop it!!
May 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm incredibly emotional today about our country's descent into fascism!!! Everything seems horrible and I am not doing enough to stop it!!
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THE NIGHT POST is a queer, Southern Gothic mystery following the conscripted couriers of a city haunted by its past.
Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production.
Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website:
Nightpostpod.com
Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production.
Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website:
Nightpostpod.com
The Night Post
Nightpostpod.com
November 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
THE NIGHT POST is a queer, Southern Gothic mystery following the conscripted couriers of a city haunted by its past.
Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production.
Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website:
Nightpostpod.com
Three 15-episode seasons are complete, with a fourth and final season in production.
Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts, and on our website:
Nightpostpod.com
at the very end of the school year my body has decided to fall victim to the commonest of colds
May 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
at the very end of the school year my body has decided to fall victim to the commonest of colds
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Brief respite ✨️
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Brief respite ✨️
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this week I would like to appreciate my students for not yet hopping on the Tik/Tok trend of setting their chromebooks on fire in the classroom 🙏
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this week I would like to appreciate my students for not yet hopping on the Tik/Tok trend of setting their chromebooks on fire in the classroom 🙏
me 🤝 getting my feelings hurt
May 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
me 🤝 getting my feelings hurt
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It is the first day of Teacher Appreciation Week! Don't forget to pamper and spoil the teachers in your life with food, caffeine, long naps, one million dollars, all expenses paid vacations, caffeine, $15 bottles of wine, strong unions, better pay, and handwritten cards.
May 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It is the first day of Teacher Appreciation Week! Don't forget to pamper and spoil the teachers in your life with food, caffeine, long naps, one million dollars, all expenses paid vacations, caffeine, $15 bottles of wine, strong unions, better pay, and handwritten cards.
2025 has done enough!! Even if nothing happened for the rest of the year, it would still have been too much.
May 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
2025 has done enough!! Even if nothing happened for the rest of the year, it would still have been too much.
a portrait one of my students drew for me, am I serving or nah?
April 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
a portrait one of my students drew for me, am I serving or nah?
my principal admitted to using ChatGPT for *some of our professional development materials 👀 like y'all want me to listen to you and follow your examples, but you aren't going to do the work of preparing materials without relying on generative AI bullshit hmmmm
April 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
my principal admitted to using ChatGPT for *some of our professional development materials 👀 like y'all want me to listen to you and follow your examples, but you aren't going to do the work of preparing materials without relying on generative AI bullshit hmmmm
I'll buy the Switch 2 when they announce the next Animal Crossing!! Come on, Nintendo my life is a disaster and I need this!!
a cartoon dog is singing into a microphone with a tear running down her face
ALT: a cartoon dog is singing into a microphone with a tear running down her face
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April 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'll buy the Switch 2 when they announce the next Animal Crossing!! Come on, Nintendo my life is a disaster and I need this!!
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Books + trinkets + friends = the perfect cozy day 📚💫 available on my patreon!
March 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Books + trinkets + friends = the perfect cozy day 📚💫 available on my patreon!
in my "do it fat" era
March 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
in my "do it fat" era
Rae is getting their top surgery today, and this hospital doesn't understand that queer people exist. During check-in, the staff member kept misgendering Rae, and after they got through pre-op process, another staff member walked me to the surgery pre-op area he told me, "Your husband asked for you"
March 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Rae is getting their top surgery today, and this hospital doesn't understand that queer people exist. During check-in, the staff member kept misgendering Rae, and after they got through pre-op process, another staff member walked me to the surgery pre-op area he told me, "Your husband asked for you"