Jen (sex icon)
@cryptidjen.bsky.social
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February 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I am actually going to bury myself in a hole. The delivery driver arrived and said something which I thought was “how are you?” So I responded “I’m fine thanks how are you?” But then one realised that he just said “burger king?” And I just I’m going into the ground under the mud with the worms.
January 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am actually going to bury myself in a hole. The delivery driver arrived and said something which I thought was “how are you?” So I responded “I’m fine thanks how are you?” But then one realised that he just said “burger king?” And I just I’m going into the ground under the mud with the worms.
Burger King arrival: imminent
January 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Burger King arrival: imminent
Apparently I am not allowed to take photos by myself so I let Toby join in :^)
January 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Apparently I am not allowed to take photos by myself so I let Toby join in :^)
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hello bluesky i am coming to get you
January 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
hello bluesky i am coming to get you
okay i am actually going to try and use this app bc threads won’t allow my art (pictures of my boobies) and i’m sick of having to censor myself so HELLO :)
#boobies #onlyfans #of #nude #peepeepoopoo
#boobies #onlyfans #of #nude #peepeepoopoo
January 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
okay i am actually going to try and use this app bc threads won’t allow my art (pictures of my boobies) and i’m sick of having to censor myself so HELLO :)
#boobies #onlyfans #of #nude #peepeepoopoo
#boobies #onlyfans #of #nude #peepeepoopoo
i love taking dramatic candlelit photos as if i am in a renaissance painting.
but really i am just an evil cryptid, bathing in the tears of those who have hurt me. and also a bathbomb from Lush.
are hashtags a thing on this app i can't remember #slay
but really i am just an evil cryptid, bathing in the tears of those who have hurt me. and also a bathbomb from Lush.
are hashtags a thing on this app i can't remember #slay
January 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i love taking dramatic candlelit photos as if i am in a renaissance painting.
but really i am just an evil cryptid, bathing in the tears of those who have hurt me. and also a bathbomb from Lush.
are hashtags a thing on this app i can't remember #slay
but really i am just an evil cryptid, bathing in the tears of those who have hurt me. and also a bathbomb from Lush.
are hashtags a thing on this app i can't remember #slay
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Cats Christmas party. Louis Wain ca. 1910
December 15, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Cats Christmas party. Louis Wain ca. 1910
hello i have returned from the abyss (i deleted the app 8 months ago but now i'm bored) :^)
January 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hello i have returned from the abyss (i deleted the app 8 months ago but now i'm bored) :^)
i did a shower photoshoot and it looks like something that should be in an art gallery i'm obsessed 💞
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May 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
i did a shower photoshoot and it looks like something that should be in an art gallery i'm obsessed 💞
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if u were wondering how to rizz a girl this is how:
April 3, 2024 at 9:15 PM
if u were wondering how to rizz a girl this is how:
just deleted all my nudes from here which broke my heart but i have new rules 😇💖
April 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
just deleted all my nudes from here which broke my heart but i have new rules 😇💖
my OF content is top tier but my business mindset is non existent and my promoting skills are questionable so here we are <33
April 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
my OF content is top tier but my business mindset is non existent and my promoting skills are questionable so here we are <33
this user got sold weed from mothman behind a krispy kreme
March 31, 2024 at 1:40 PM
this user got sold weed from mothman behind a krispy kreme
i have so many gigs this month i'm so excited weeeeee
March 30, 2024 at 11:51 AM
i have so many gigs this month i'm so excited weeeeee
woke up feeling shitty and then a PARCEL ARRIVED and now everything is wonderful
I'm a simple being
I'm a simple being
March 30, 2024 at 11:47 AM
woke up feeling shitty and then a PARCEL ARRIVED and now everything is wonderful
I'm a simple being
I'm a simple being
guys I'm meeting this girl for coffee in an hour and idk if it's a friend date or a date date PLS PRAY 4 ME (send rizz)
March 29, 2024 at 10:20 AM
guys I'm meeting this girl for coffee in an hour and idk if it's a friend date or a date date PLS PRAY 4 ME (send rizz)
a reminder that people are good 😭😭
brb cryin
brb cryin
March 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
a reminder that people are good 😭😭
brb cryin
brb cryin
can someone telepathically send me some valium pls thanks in advance xxx
March 28, 2024 at 2:48 PM
can someone telepathically send me some valium pls thanks in advance xxx
i got a clicky thing so i can take photos from a distance and it's such a game changer (but now my camera roll is out of storage heheheheh)
March 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
i got a clicky thing so i can take photos from a distance and it's such a game changer (but now my camera roll is out of storage heheheheh)