Stu
@crypticstu.bsky.social
Hoping to find a new spot on the Internet to hide.
Huge film fan and also like to escape into the world of videogames.
Huge film fan and also like to escape into the world of videogames.
The Last Showgirl
It has committed performance in a film that feels somewhat lacking.
Each role is performed with sufficient strength to maintain engagement; however, the film is hampered by its rough edges and a lack of the intended emotional resonance.
2.5
It has committed performance in a film that feels somewhat lacking.
Each role is performed with sufficient strength to maintain engagement; however, the film is hampered by its rough edges and a lack of the intended emotional resonance.
2.5
February 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Last Showgirl
It has committed performance in a film that feels somewhat lacking.
Each role is performed with sufficient strength to maintain engagement; however, the film is hampered by its rough edges and a lack of the intended emotional resonance.
2.5
It has committed performance in a film that feels somewhat lacking.
Each role is performed with sufficient strength to maintain engagement; however, the film is hampered by its rough edges and a lack of the intended emotional resonance.
2.5
Dog Man
An insane, chaotic, manic children's adventure.
The film runs at a very fast pace, not giving the audience the chance to take breathe.
For children they will love it, for adults a headache might form.
Animation is bright and colourful and does enough to entertain
3.5
An insane, chaotic, manic children's adventure.
The film runs at a very fast pace, not giving the audience the chance to take breathe.
For children they will love it, for adults a headache might form.
Animation is bright and colourful and does enough to entertain
3.5
February 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Dog Man
An insane, chaotic, manic children's adventure.
The film runs at a very fast pace, not giving the audience the chance to take breathe.
For children they will love it, for adults a headache might form.
Animation is bright and colourful and does enough to entertain
3.5
An insane, chaotic, manic children's adventure.
The film runs at a very fast pace, not giving the audience the chance to take breathe.
For children they will love it, for adults a headache might form.
Animation is bright and colourful and does enough to entertain
3.5
The Monkey
A entertaining enough splatterfest
The film manages to meld together so fantastic gory deaths with some dark humour however it is let down by its uneven pacing.
The film does have a manic style of classic 90s horror and will provide and enjoyable Friday night.
3.5
A entertaining enough splatterfest
The film manages to meld together so fantastic gory deaths with some dark humour however it is let down by its uneven pacing.
The film does have a manic style of classic 90s horror and will provide and enjoyable Friday night.
3.5
February 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The Monkey
A entertaining enough splatterfest
The film manages to meld together so fantastic gory deaths with some dark humour however it is let down by its uneven pacing.
The film does have a manic style of classic 90s horror and will provide and enjoyable Friday night.
3.5
A entertaining enough splatterfest
The film manages to meld together so fantastic gory deaths with some dark humour however it is let down by its uneven pacing.
The film does have a manic style of classic 90s horror and will provide and enjoyable Friday night.
3.5
Popeye's Revenge.
From the same people who brought us such classics this year as Mouse of Horrors and Piglet, this is another awful dud.
Whilst not as bad as the other two mentioned this is still a car crash of stupidity.
Pretty much terrible with everything it does.
1.5
From the same people who brought us such classics this year as Mouse of Horrors and Piglet, this is another awful dud.
Whilst not as bad as the other two mentioned this is still a car crash of stupidity.
Pretty much terrible with everything it does.
1.5
February 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Popeye's Revenge.
From the same people who brought us such classics this year as Mouse of Horrors and Piglet, this is another awful dud.
Whilst not as bad as the other two mentioned this is still a car crash of stupidity.
Pretty much terrible with everything it does.
1.5
From the same people who brought us such classics this year as Mouse of Horrors and Piglet, this is another awful dud.
Whilst not as bad as the other two mentioned this is still a car crash of stupidity.
Pretty much terrible with everything it does.
1.5
Captain America: Brave New World
Another Marvel Dud
From it's very uneven pacing to its messy storyline, the latest superhero adventure just falls flat.
The lack of excitement or tension doesn't help and the one note baddies are just another nail in the coffin.
2
Another Marvel Dud
From it's very uneven pacing to its messy storyline, the latest superhero adventure just falls flat.
The lack of excitement or tension doesn't help and the one note baddies are just another nail in the coffin.
2
February 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Captain America: Brave New World
Another Marvel Dud
From it's very uneven pacing to its messy storyline, the latest superhero adventure just falls flat.
The lack of excitement or tension doesn't help and the one note baddies are just another nail in the coffin.
2
Another Marvel Dud
From it's very uneven pacing to its messy storyline, the latest superhero adventure just falls flat.
The lack of excitement or tension doesn't help and the one note baddies are just another nail in the coffin.
2
Street Trash (2025)
A unfunny rehash of the 1987 troma-esq goop fest that is saved by its practical effects.
The film has a one note joke that it sticks with from beginning to end and even then it's not funny the first time.
The practical effects though are it's only saving grace.
2
A unfunny rehash of the 1987 troma-esq goop fest that is saved by its practical effects.
The film has a one note joke that it sticks with from beginning to end and even then it's not funny the first time.
The practical effects though are it's only saving grace.
2
January 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Street Trash (2025)
A unfunny rehash of the 1987 troma-esq goop fest that is saved by its practical effects.
The film has a one note joke that it sticks with from beginning to end and even then it's not funny the first time.
The practical effects though are it's only saving grace.
2
A unfunny rehash of the 1987 troma-esq goop fest that is saved by its practical effects.
The film has a one note joke that it sticks with from beginning to end and even then it's not funny the first time.
The practical effects though are it's only saving grace.
2
Nosferatu
An extremely well crafted and acted nothing romances that only slightly falters in its latter half.
The movie is sumptuous to look at, the score is dramatic and eerie when needed and the acting for the most part is very strong.
The slight flimsy story in the final half is it's let down.
4
An extremely well crafted and acted nothing romances that only slightly falters in its latter half.
The movie is sumptuous to look at, the score is dramatic and eerie when needed and the acting for the most part is very strong.
The slight flimsy story in the final half is it's let down.
4
January 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Nosferatu
An extremely well crafted and acted nothing romances that only slightly falters in its latter half.
The movie is sumptuous to look at, the score is dramatic and eerie when needed and the acting for the most part is very strong.
The slight flimsy story in the final half is it's let down.
4
An extremely well crafted and acted nothing romances that only slightly falters in its latter half.
The movie is sumptuous to look at, the score is dramatic and eerie when needed and the acting for the most part is very strong.
The slight flimsy story in the final half is it's let down.
4