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Worked w/Mimimi Games, THQNordic, 3D Realms, Mighty Kingdom, Daedalic and Dragonbear Studios | Speedrunner | Former Neon White World Champion
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Worked w/Mimimi Games, THQNordic, 3D Realms, Mighty Kingdom, Daedalic and Dragonbear Studios | Speedrunner | Former Neon White World Champion
🔗 https://dbqualityassurance.carrd.co/
Overseas doing a book tour and scolding voters for not giving her the votes she "deserved" while the US burns. Supernatural levels of entitlement and incompetence.
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Overseas doing a book tour and scolding voters for not giving her the votes she "deserved" while the US burns. Supernatural levels of entitlement and incompetence.
We ain’t doin geometry, we tryna play some games
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We ain’t doin geometry, we tryna play some games
What are we to do at this point 😐
It's all so bothersome
It's all so bothersome
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What are we to do at this point 😐
It's all so bothersome
It's all so bothersome
Most progressive Mainer btw
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Most progressive Mainer btw
This is how you know they're part of the real creative community instead of just being a content mill like many other places (to be fair, we always knew this)
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This is how you know they're part of the real creative community instead of just being a content mill like many other places (to be fair, we always knew this)
Me pulling out my Ali Express fold-up desk and desktop PC rig with a four monitor spread at the pub
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me pulling out my Ali Express fold-up desk and desktop PC rig with a four monitor spread at the pub
The gameplay was simply too fire 🎉
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The gameplay was simply too fire 🎉
Nothing says "I'm going to replace all of you" like not being able to handle menial tasks without doing the equivalent of a yahoo answer copy and paste.
April 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nothing says "I'm going to replace all of you" like not being able to handle menial tasks without doing the equivalent of a yahoo answer copy and paste.
Oh damn you're in town! Nice 😁
February 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Oh damn you're in town! Nice 😁
Genuinely such an underappreciated game. I've not been able to take the rogue-lite concept seriously from anyone else since they swung such a stadium clearing execution of it. Happy to see them looking to expand it.
February 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Genuinely such an underappreciated game. I've not been able to take the rogue-lite concept seriously from anyone else since they swung such a stadium clearing execution of it. Happy to see them looking to expand it.
Song of the South gonna get a theatrical rerelease
February 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Song of the South gonna get a theatrical rerelease
Positive Affirmation for Complicit Neoliberalism (24/7 Lo-Fi Mix)
February 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Positive Affirmation for Complicit Neoliberalism (24/7 Lo-Fi Mix)
It's just so tiring
February 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It's just so tiring
Same man, 20s feeling like shit, working garbage factory grunt work. Hit 30, quit, took advantage of what I'd used to pacify the dread (speedrunning) to leverage myself into the industry.
You just gotta do it, or it will never happen.
You just gotta do it, or it will never happen.
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Same man, 20s feeling like shit, working garbage factory grunt work. Hit 30, quit, took advantage of what I'd used to pacify the dread (speedrunning) to leverage myself into the industry.
You just gotta do it, or it will never happen.
You just gotta do it, or it will never happen.
Go play the demo
Support Boomer Shooter Devs
but more importantly
Support Godot Devs
😎
store.steampowered.com/app/2533600/...
Support Boomer Shooter Devs
but more importantly
Support Godot Devs
😎
store.steampowered.com/app/2533600/...
Bloodthief on Steam
Bloodthief is an ultra-fast melee dungeon-runner where you use momentum to parkour through hazardous dungeons and brutally slash through enemies. Speed-run through medieval dungeons and castles and le...
store.steampowered.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Go play the demo
Support Boomer Shooter Devs
but more importantly
Support Godot Devs
😎
store.steampowered.com/app/2533600/...
Support Boomer Shooter Devs
but more importantly
Support Godot Devs
😎
store.steampowered.com/app/2533600/...
Bold of you to assume they even play games at all
February 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Bold of you to assume they even play games at all
Good bloody lord
February 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Good bloody lord
I'm with kiddo. Everyone appreciates a good kitbash from time to time
January 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I'm with kiddo. Everyone appreciates a good kitbash from time to time
We need this type of fast, ball breaking action back in the AAA for real. I've hit the end of my tether with the decade of slow, deliberate, pattern based action that Dark Souls thrust upon every release.
Probably goes without saying, but play DMC 5 and Bayo 3 if you're craving zen-free action.
Probably goes without saying, but play DMC 5 and Bayo 3 if you're craving zen-free action.
January 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
We need this type of fast, ball breaking action back in the AAA for real. I've hit the end of my tether with the decade of slow, deliberate, pattern based action that Dark Souls thrust upon every release.
Probably goes without saying, but play DMC 5 and Bayo 3 if you're craving zen-free action.
Probably goes without saying, but play DMC 5 and Bayo 3 if you're craving zen-free action.