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Worked w/Mimimi Games, THQNordic, 3D Realms, Mighty Kingdom, Daedalic and Dragonbear Studios | Speedrunner | Former Neon White World Champion
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I really should do some hunkering down and digging back into some dev work after this upcoming move.

Honest to god I've rebuilt the same Minimalist Movement FPS framework like 5 times and then just get dragged away into other stuff with the framework slowly getting closer to prod ready each time.
October 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Ayo Game Dev/Industry moots if any of you are down and around PAX AU at any point this weekend give me a holla. Would love to catch up 😻 Here until Monday!
October 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Bloodthief Demo just dropped.
Had the privilege of checking it out early.

Ever wanted a Movement Shooter that's 90% raw movement tech and momentum instead of AimLabs?

Neon White/Ultrakill/Quake fans. Here's a new toy.
Check it out. Quick example of one of six stages being played as Blarg intended.
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Cryptic in QA
normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."

Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."

snake: "doors?"
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Hey there ludicrously overpumped 3.4 trillion dollar tech company how you doin this morn-oh
January 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Standard Day 1 antics 😎 Anyway back to beating that back half of the game I kinda just peaced out on
October 17, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Cz it doesn't seem like Godot's official account has posted a dang thing on this site, for the #GameDev folk taking sanctuary here, the Beta 1 for Godot 4.2 just dropped and there is a good chunk of improvements, modifications and re-insertions across the board :)

godotengine.org/article/dev-...
Dev snapshot: Godot 4.2 beta 1
With all planned major and minor features implemented, Godot 4.2 is ready for beta testing!
godotengine.org
October 12, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Coming back from PAX has me in a weird state.

Ape half of my brain is telling me that I need to work more but the logic half tells me my 8 hour shift is over so no more SG today, so I just here like someone at an assembly line at a shut down factory thinking "no no, I need to be here" until I sleep
October 11, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Reposted by Cryptic in QA
I don't know how this industry makes like 220 billion a year and outearns almost all other entertainment medias combined, but also if someone in games manages to keep a job for 5 years they're basically a unicorn because job stability somehow just doesn't really exist here
September 28, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Once again thinking of 1999s Platformer/3rd Person Shooter/RPG/Turn Based MMA Fighter (yes really) Hybrid Heaven.

Wondrously peculiar game in which you plan which of your limbs you want to lvl up to hit harder and decide on a whim that you want to kick aliens specifically in the head to concussion.
September 25, 2023 at 1:10 PM
How about some content huh?

Not necessarily my Top 25, but if you want a damn good feel for the type of games that continue to inspire everything I do to this day, here are a good chunk of them 😎

Drop yours fam. We may have similiar inspirations 😁 (Topsters 3 for the source of these)
September 24, 2023 at 7:09 AM
Funniest attempted explanation I've ever seen.

"We pre-emptively removed our Terms of Service from GitHub because the content metrics weren't banging and no other reason".

Can't believe they're forcing Comms to spout this drivel.

Don't be a lamb lead right to the slaughter.
Their motive remains.
September 23, 2023 at 3:02 AM
One of my fave things about 2023 discourse is I can go to a news channel's post just publishing a weekly weather forecast and there are people in there yelling about agendas and how they won't fall for it.

Big-Amanda-Jason-Of-10-News-First is cracking down on free interpretation of temperature, ay.
September 20, 2023 at 9:35 AM
A massive message being sent to the benefit of an open-source future. Wew.
September 19, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I guess I need to post something ay 🤭

Hi!
Decade-deep Speedrunning Glitch Scientist turned Quality Assurance contract-slinger here!

If you're down with Game Dev/Industry discussion, speedrun antics and general QA nonsense, get in!

Here's the last 3 things I've helped over the line. Let's chat! 😊
September 19, 2023 at 6:34 AM