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Anxious with a touch of the -tism just here to post some random ass rants and thoughts no one sees.
I spatchcocked and roasted a chicken today now who wants to marry me
January 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I spatchcocked and roasted a chicken today now who wants to marry me
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Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
January 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
This boy did the O method on me and it worked. Who the fuck taught him that. #theomethod
January 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This boy did the O method on me and it worked. Who the fuck taught him that. #theomethod
The #craft Gods were on my side today. I placed an order at Michaels for 12x12 12 page acetone sheets for my business and when I opened the bag I got three books of them for the price of one bc the books were stuck together. More cake toppers to be made now.
January 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The #craft Gods were on my side today. I placed an order at Michaels for 12x12 12 page acetone sheets for my business and when I opened the bag I got three books of them for the price of one bc the books were stuck together. More cake toppers to be made now.
They always come back. lol.
December 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
They always come back. lol.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It’s official over. FUCK
December 20, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It’s official over. FUCK
I can’t stop thinking about my link on Monday. Man is a God in the bedroom.
December 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I can’t stop thinking about my link on Monday. Man is a God in the bedroom.
Gabbys really saved me from crashing out last night. I wonder when my dog takes her gabapentin does she also feel like she’s on the moon or is that just me
December 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Gabbys really saved me from crashing out last night. I wonder when my dog takes her gabapentin does she also feel like she’s on the moon or is that just me
I was going to text my ex but then I took the toy out lol I’m good now.
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 AM
I was going to text my ex but then I took the toy out lol I’m good now.
My new favorite combo big mason jar and metal straw. I know it’s not a new thing to do but it’s new to me and I can’t drinking out of the jar and I have like 30 million different cups
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 AM
My new favorite combo big mason jar and metal straw. I know it’s not a new thing to do but it’s new to me and I can’t drinking out of the jar and I have like 30 million different cups
My mom makes me breakfast everyday what do I have to sacrifice hearing her yap for about an hour. It overstimulates me but I know it makes her happy.
December 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
My mom makes me breakfast everyday what do I have to sacrifice hearing her yap for about an hour. It overstimulates me but I know it makes her happy.
When is the Alien Invasion scheduled?? Lol
December 3, 2024 at 5:11 PM
When is the Alien Invasion scheduled?? Lol
Druski and Kevin are mad racist and Kevin low key fat phobic tooo. This stream is wild.
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Druski and Kevin are mad racist and Kevin low key fat phobic tooo. This stream is wild.
Happy Birthday to me🎁🎊🎉🎈
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Happy Birthday to me🎁🎊🎉🎈
Now someone bring back MySpace
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Now someone bring back MySpace
Literally me
November 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Literally me
Event was a success made a little under $200 in one day
November 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Event was a success made a little under $200 in one day
Also if this muscle relaxer doesn’t kick in soon I will be crying soon
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Also if this muscle relaxer doesn’t kick in soon I will be crying soon
Free bleeding as I bake these orders is so girl coded.
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Free bleeding as I bake these orders is so girl coded.
I miss my ex, I have yet to find someone who can replace them.
November 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I miss my ex, I have yet to find someone who can replace them.
It should not be almost 70° in November like wtf
November 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
It should not be almost 70° in November like wtf
I have a big event this Saturday for my business and I’m panicking. Might need to hit the pen a few times this week and hoe myself out to take the stress away.
November 18, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I have a big event this Saturday for my business and I’m panicking. Might need to hit the pen a few times this week and hoe myself out to take the stress away.
I treat this like a place where I can just dump my random thoughts.
November 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I treat this like a place where I can just dump my random thoughts.