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crybabyalison.bsky.social
you’ll never guess
@crybabyalison.bsky.social
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❤️‍🔥💀 depressive fairy nightmare person 💀❤️‍🔥
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crybabyalison.bsky.social
testing which is thirstier: my threads or my bluesky💕
Full-body mirror selfie in an oversized tee and black bike shorts. My face is covered by my phone and my butt looks nice and big.
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
lana & hubby's first dance <3 #mrsjeremydufrene
A still from the opening credits of "True Blood" in which a young femme is dancing up against a significantly older man in a sleeveless t-shirt and baseball hat. They're on the dance floor in a dive bar with the bar, several other patrons, and fairy lights behind them. The co-producer's name is on screen. Still from the opening credits of "True Blood" in which a young femme is dancing up against a significantly older man with a beard and baseball hat. Her arm is draped around his neck and the producer's name is onscreen.
October 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
i caved and got a halloween costume this year (below)

lmk if i should do a sacrilegious sapphic nun bedroom photoshoot once it arrives ❤️‍🔥
Mood board of a makeshift nun costume against a distressed abbey background. Clothing items include a black mesh skort, white turtleneck, a black sweater vest, chunky black loafers, white slouch socks, and a black-and-white veil. Extremely pixilated and overly saturated photo of a white Virgin Mary statue behind several lit pillar candles. The photo quality is severely compromised but the room appears to be dark and dingy, like a basement.
October 13, 2024 at 4:00 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
no honestly i like the cheerio’s down there it’s a better spot for them
Tuxedo cat scratches herself sitting in a pile of Cheerio’s she spilled on the floor.
October 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
upon rewatch, proto zoa is cleary bi-coded & i am in love w/ him (major) <33
Still from the Zenon sequel with Zenon and rock star Proto Zoa stood next to each other indoors listening to an off-screen character explain something with pinball machines behind them. They are wearing colorful, sleek, futuristic clothing, him with sectioned, spiky hair bleached blonde.
September 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
silly lil bby💕
Tuxedo cat lounging under a glass table on her back with her legs in the air, looking at the camera with big, bright eyes in a yellow harness.
September 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
love that this print my wet hair left on the pillowcase is exactly the same shape as my scene hair in high school
A pink pillowcase with a water “stain” in the shape of a scene kid mullet.
September 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
compulsively posting bc i had fomo
Placard with the number 5,010,179 on it, denoting I was the 5,010,179th user to join Bluesky.
September 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
we laugh at “bella, where the hell have you been loca????” but what if it’s an homage to bella goth??? they never found her, you kno! ever thought of that, selfish ??
A headshot of cannon Sims character Bella Goth, a brown-skinned woman with straight black hair in an expensive-looking necklace.
September 18, 2024 at 2:01 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
i’m drunkenly naked and singing “big girls don’t cry” alone in my room rn and my cat’s just looking at me concerned like this:
Tuxedo cat snuggled in a shopping bag full of clothes in the corner staring at the camera with their eyes illuminated from the flash.
September 12, 2024 at 9:39 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
my little baby always by my side 😭💘
Mirror selfie of femme lounging in bed with their loving tuxedo cat propped up by their hip. Young tuxedo cat in a yellow harness leaning into her person with her paws looking dainty and demure. The same tuxedo class sleeping tucked into the curve of her person’s waist.
September 10, 2024 at 3:33 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
omg speaking of kitten !
My tuxedo cat gets between my face and the mirror as I try to take a mirror selfie.
September 8, 2024 at 4:27 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
big eyes big butt bigger heart <3
Mirror selfie of me on my bed on my stomach in red shorts. My head is tilted slightly up. Mirror selfie of me on my bed on my stomach in red shorts. My head is resting on my hand. Mirror selfie of me on my bed on my stomach in red shorts. Half my face is obscured. Mirror selfie of me on my bed on my stomach in red shorts. All my face is obscured.
September 8, 2024 at 4:07 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
second to last tramp stamp i’m running on steam but am a bisexual of my word
Play option for the Sims that says “WooHoo Here” with an icon of a smiley face heart on fire, used to make your sims have s*x.
September 6, 2024 at 6:28 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
tramp stamp no. 5 (“made in heaven”)
Banner for artist Jeff Koons’ “Made in Heaven,” depicting him lounging shirtless with then-partner and porn actress Cicciolina on what appears to be wispy rocks with a smeared sky background. Cicciolina in wearing frilly white lingerie. Yellow text reads “Made in Heaven.”
September 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
tramp stamp of the day.
White text on black background of Nicole Kidman’s AMC monologue, transcribed without punctuation.
September 4, 2024 at 5:05 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
new tramp stamp queennnn
Logo for the clothing store Limited Too, with bubbly pink text and a blue cartoon flower in the middle.
September 2, 2024 at 10:34 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
the food bazaar by my house has the weirdest thumbnails on postmates, like how is this helpful to anyone????
An aerial view of a 2-liter bottle of soda, making the product look like a giant ball. A side view of a tube of raw cookie dough, making it appear like a random amorphous lump of plastic.
September 2, 2024 at 12:32 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
i’ve decided it’s tramp stamp week. i will be posting a tramp stamp every day for a week
A black title card with white text from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” that reads: “The Nightman Cometh.”
September 1, 2024 at 5:48 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
tramp stamp.
Sleek black text that says “Vroom Vroom” against a jet black background, originally used as companion art to Charli XCX’s Vroom Vroom EP.
August 31, 2024 at 11:18 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
is there a name for those modern horror movies that are intentionally made to appear to be from the 60s/70s? like not just influenced by, but could pass as the real thing like “enys man” or “the love witch?” i need recs 💕
A still from “Enys Man” of a young femme standing on the roof of a rustic house. A still from “Enys Man” of a young femme with a gash across her stomach (censored) after falling from a roof. A still from “The Love Witch” of a beautiful woman in a dramatic, wide-brim hat at a nice restaurant. A still from “The Love Witch” of a woman smoking in a convertible with the top down.
August 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
i’m waiting to get a tattoo but then i saw my reflection in the mirror and got distracted by my hips <3
August 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
damn mom’s a savage absolutely no one is safe 🔥🙏
August 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
chat , can i get an amen ??? ✝️☝️🙏🙏
An equation set-up so that a photo of Lana Del Rey and a photo of Kesha "equals" Halsey, implying the latter is a combination of the former two.
August 13, 2024 at 12:18 AM
crybabyalison.bsky.social
mommy <3
August 12, 2024 at 9:47 PM