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@crybabyalison.bsky.social
❤️‍🔥💀 depressive fairy nightmare person 💀❤️‍🔥
god i promise i keep meaning to post slutty photos here
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
testing which is thirstier: my threads or my bluesky💕
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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As many have said, loneliness is a real problem but if we're solely talking male loneliness I do think those examining it tend to diagnose the symptom as the crisis instead of diagnosing the actual illness itself. The illness is probably men's learned desire to oppress & control women.
November 8, 2024 at 10:13 PM
is utah the florida of the american southwest??
October 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
lana & hubby's first dance <3 #mrsjeremydufrene
October 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
zombie movie set during the dust bowl where the winds from the sandstorms unearth all the town's graves, leading to a zombie epidemic where all the ordinary townsfolk have to defend themselves with shotguns & fireplace pokers & twine n shit
October 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
i caved and got a halloween costume this year (below)

lmk if i should do a sacrilegious sapphic nun bedroom photoshoot once it arrives ❤️‍🔥
October 13, 2024 at 4:00 PM
no honestly i like the cheerio’s down there it’s a better spot for them
October 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
netflix and pill (take 9 benadryl and watch a werner herzog doc with the hat man)
September 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
i think the bratz dolls would really approve of “zenon: the zequel,” just based on title spelling alone
September 30, 2024 at 4:14 PM
when i was young and didn’t really know what waco was i thought they called it that cause koresh was just a wacky little guy
September 30, 2024 at 6:55 AM
oopsiess overslept to 2:00am teehee 🥰
September 30, 2024 at 6:09 AM
those alt bands from the 90’s that were just five white guys and then one pretty girl
September 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
most people don't know this, but dua lipa and danny devito didn't date for 14 months back in 2012. devito hadn't just starred in his breakthrough role as phil of the future in disney's hercules (1997), and dua lipa wasn't in the process of inventing web-based cooking app, duolingo. amazing!
gonna write a listicle: "12 celebrities couples you forgot never dated"
September 29, 2024 at 10:55 AM
every time i see a couple where both partners are natural blondes i think to myself "okay but you don't both have to be doing that"
September 29, 2024 at 10:43 AM
between bella and lana country boys are really having their moment rn
September 28, 2024 at 11:21 PM
gonna write a listicle: "12 celebrities couples you forgot never dated"
September 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
do you think in the future grandmas will have rows of bratz dolls on display at home just like they do now with raggedy anne and victorian dolls n stuff?
September 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
postmating two beers at 9:00am down bad
September 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
if my arm was dangling off the bed and a hand shot out to grab me by the wrist i would simply interlace our fingers so it knew i was friendly and meant them no harm
September 28, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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me being silly staying awake at late night
September 22, 2024 at 5:07 AM
cringe how tech bros will be all “i’m a Disruptor i like to ✨disrupt✨” over like, an app that helps you find coffee but then protestors shut down a campus/conference/bridge and it’s all “idk man, i see what they’re trying to do, i just wish they weren’t so disruptive about it.. THEN i’d listen”
September 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
upon rewatch, proto zoa is cleary bi-coded & i am in love w/ him (major) <33
September 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
silly lil bby💕
September 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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I think about these pretty hearts a lot
September 18, 2024 at 12:17 PM