Crustianity
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Crustianity
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Spreading the gospel of pizza, one slice at a time. 🍕✨ Join the Crustianity movement for cheesy wisdom, crusty debates, and divine toppings. All crusts are sacred!

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"It's time to forgive the Nazis" is the worst take ever taken.

Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The salute is not what represents the rise of fascism.

The excuses being made are what represents the rise of fascism.
January 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The gesture Elon Musk used.

The German party he supports.
January 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Another year ends, another saint is adorned.

Luigi Mangione, the Saint of Class Awareness
December 25, 2024 at 6:48 AM
What a great pizza chef, Cheesus Crust is definitely proud
December 15, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Cheesus has joined the revolution. 🍕✨ The rich may hoard their gold, but the crust will always belong to the people. Share your slice, and let’s topple greed one pizza at a time. #EatTheRich
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Cheesus reminds us that the crust belongs to all. 🍕✨ Stand with Palestine. Share, donate, and advocate for a better tomorrow. #FreePalestine
December 11, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Proof that even divine beings shouldn’t say yes to ‘just one more.’
December 11, 2024 at 8:58 AM
In hell, Amy cooks the pizza
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Cheesus said: ‘Forgive them, for they know not how to top their pizzas.’ What’s the wildest topping combo you’ve seen? 🍕🤔
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Everyone has their perfect slice
December 8, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Aren't we all
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Who keeps letting the vegans make pizza?
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Crustian moms are the best moms.
December 5, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Probably a good thing Cheesus Crust wasn't a movie director
December 4, 2024 at 12:37 PM
December 2, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Cheesus has heard the call of the Bluesky. 🍕🦋 A slice of divine connection and endless possibilities awaits. Let’s spread the crusty gospel to new skies together!
December 2, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Do you share? 🍕👀
December 2, 2024 at 2:16 PM