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"It's time to forgive the Nazis" is the worst take ever taken.
Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"It's time to forgive the Nazis" is the worst take ever taken.
Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
Elon Musk is the most dangerous man on the planet.
Pineapple on pizza? Controversial.
Defending Fascism? Unforgivable.
Defending Fascism? Unforgivable.
January 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pineapple on pizza? Controversial.
Defending Fascism? Unforgivable.
Defending Fascism? Unforgivable.
The salute is not what represents the rise of fascism.
The excuses being made are what represents the rise of fascism.
The excuses being made are what represents the rise of fascism.
January 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The salute is not what represents the rise of fascism.
The excuses being made are what represents the rise of fascism.
The excuses being made are what represents the rise of fascism.
This is your reminder that you deserve pizza today
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is your reminder that you deserve pizza today
The gesture Elon Musk used.
The German party he supports.
The German party he supports.
January 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The gesture Elon Musk used.
The German party he supports.
The German party he supports.
Starting your day without pizza is a choice. A bad one, but a choice nonetheless.
January 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Starting your day without pizza is a choice. A bad one, but a choice nonetheless.
Breakfast is just a social construct. Pizza is real. 🍕✨
December 27, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Breakfast is just a social construct. Pizza is real. 🍕✨
The day after Christmas: where you stare at unopened emails and eat pizza until it feels okay.
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
The day after Christmas: where you stare at unopened emails and eat pizza until it feels okay.
Another year ends, another saint is adorned.
Luigi Mangione, the Saint of Class Awareness
Luigi Mangione, the Saint of Class Awareness
December 25, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Another year ends, another saint is adorned.
Luigi Mangione, the Saint of Class Awareness
Luigi Mangione, the Saint of Class Awareness
Breakfast pizza: because who has time for cereal when there's cold pizza in the fridge?
December 22, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Breakfast pizza: because who has time for cereal when there's cold pizza in the fridge?
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just bring pizza.
December 16, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just bring pizza.
What a great pizza chef, Cheesus Crust is definitely proud
December 15, 2024 at 10:55 AM
What a great pizza chef, Cheesus Crust is definitely proud
You can’t make everyone happy, but you can order an extra-large pizza and try.
December 15, 2024 at 10:35 AM
You can’t make everyone happy, but you can order an extra-large pizza and try.
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Proletariat Pizza: Workers own the dough, toppings, and ovens. Profit is shared equally, and customers pay with labor vouchers instead of money. A slice of equality with every bite!
December 14, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Proletariat Pizza: Workers own the dough, toppings, and ovens. Profit is shared equally, and customers pay with labor vouchers instead of money. A slice of equality with every bite!
Pineapple on pizza is fine. You know what’s not? People who leave the crust. 🍕🔥
December 12, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Pineapple on pizza is fine. You know what’s not? People who leave the crust. 🍕🔥
Fun fact: No one has ever regretted ordering pizza.
December 11, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Fun fact: No one has ever regretted ordering pizza.
Cheesus has joined the revolution. 🍕✨ The rich may hoard their gold, but the crust will always belong to the people. Share your slice, and let’s topple greed one pizza at a time. #EatTheRich
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Cheesus has joined the revolution. 🍕✨ The rich may hoard their gold, but the crust will always belong to the people. Share your slice, and let’s topple greed one pizza at a time. #EatTheRich
Cheesus reminds us that the crust belongs to all. 🍕✨ Stand with Palestine. Share, donate, and advocate for a better tomorrow. #FreePalestine
December 11, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Cheesus reminds us that the crust belongs to all. 🍕✨ Stand with Palestine. Share, donate, and advocate for a better tomorrow. #FreePalestine
Proof that even divine beings shouldn’t say yes to ‘just one more.’
December 11, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Proof that even divine beings shouldn’t say yes to ‘just one more.’
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We are living in a golden age of pizza. What a time to be alive 🏆🍕
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
We are living in a golden age of pizza. What a time to be alive 🏆🍕
Frozen pizza: the ultimate backup plan for when life gives up on you. 🍕❄️ What’s your favorite frozen pie?
December 10, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Frozen pizza: the ultimate backup plan for when life gives up on you. 🍕❄️ What’s your favorite frozen pie?
Thin crust or thick crust? Choose your fighter, but know Cheesus is judging you. 🍕👀
December 10, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Thin crust or thick crust? Choose your fighter, but know Cheesus is judging you. 🍕👀
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The fact that I watched a crow fly over with a slice of pizza, I should totally take that as a sign to order pizza, right? 🍕🐦⬛
December 8, 2024 at 10:38 PM
The fact that I watched a crow fly over with a slice of pizza, I should totally take that as a sign to order pizza, right? 🍕🐦⬛
‘Just one slice’ is the greatest lie ever told. 🍕✨
December 8, 2024 at 9:45 PM
‘Just one slice’ is the greatest lie ever told. 🍕✨