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_crustbag_
@crustbag.bsky.social
Internet “Comedian” - Overall Embarrassment
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Activating hot mode
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay but what about saying “Rest in pee-pee” to Charlie, is that better?

It doesn’t sound NEAR as good but it’s the sentiment that counts ig
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
NEW VIDEO NERDS

youtu.be/k-UjmwNIvxQ
Soundtracks & The Death of Extreme Media
YouTube video by _crustbag_
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My PC updated windows overnight and apparently factory reset itself automatically!!

I got it all fixed by just restarting it 4 times (which somehow works???) but jesus christ shit gave me a heart attack
July 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A laundromat called “No Loads Refused”
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Big Mouth is ending…don’t hmu…need time to mourn……………….
May 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Uncircumcised Adam Sandler, call that an uncut gem 💯
May 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
LEAKED: Due to copyright reasons, the upcoming “Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater” remake cannot include Cynthia Harrell’s “Snake Eater” song used in the iconic ladder scene

Konami has compromised, and the initial games release will instead include “Cashin’ Out” by Ca$h Out
March 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️

A few weeks ago it came to my attention that “metalcore-themed romance novels” exist

So today, I’m taking one for the team and reading it so you don’t have to. youtu.be/tbU8MiZRxwg
March 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by _crustbag_
we needed to learn as a society to stop feeding the trolls and grifters a solid decade or two ago and honestly now I don't think it'll ever happen. like idk I just don't think smirking and owning them with facts and logic is ever going to have the desired effect
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Been having a hard time working on the next video

Turns out telling jokes about some stupid bullshit kinda feels pointless when the world is burning. Who would’ve guessed lmao
March 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“We’re revolutionizing AI”

You should revolutionize putting a gun in your mouth next
February 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reposted by _crustbag_
on a better note ; silent hill 1 unused chicken enemy
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
New green screen longsleeve to celebrate the new green screen video essay 💚 - Go pick one up before they’re all gone!

Art by: Nightmare Imagery
Logo by: Morbid Garden
Printed by: Pyre Press
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
❇️NEW VIDEO❇️

For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol)

youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Osama bin fartin
January 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My favorite thing about the snow is that it leaves a perfect record of all the animals that have come through a specific area

That shit rules
January 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Found out that t4t has NOTHING to do with swapping tea recipes /:
January 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️

Talking about all my favorite releases of 2024! There was a ton of great stuff & PLENTY of demos that got totally slept on, so I wanted to put a spotlight on it! Enjoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwud...
The Most Slept-On Albums of 2024
YouTube video by _crustbag_
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Secret Level episodes on Warhammer and Armored Core was some of the most “HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!” moments I’ve had in a while
December 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
This is still one of my favorite text interactions I’ve ever had
December 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Shaqalicious XL Gummies….
December 11, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Hey guys, it’s my birthday weekend!!

Is capturing a picture of my birthday cake “this and some hole” too much? Or is it funny? I’m genuinely on the fence lmao
December 8, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I think it’s important to be aware and respectful of peoples mental illnesses

Except for religious psychosis, those mfs are annoying and stupid lol
December 6, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Idk about y’all, but lately nautical nonsense be something I’ve wished
December 5, 2024 at 5:15 AM