_crustbag_
@crustbag.bsky.social
Internet “Comedian” - Overall Embarrassment
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NEW VIDEO
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2025! There was a ton of demos & debuts that got totally slept on - so I wanted to put a spotlight on it. Enjoy! :D
youtu.be/SOVlCniOZsQ
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2025! There was a ton of demos & debuts that got totally slept on - so I wanted to put a spotlight on it. Enjoy! :D
youtu.be/SOVlCniOZsQ
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
NEW VIDEO
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2025! There was a ton of demos & debuts that got totally slept on - so I wanted to put a spotlight on it. Enjoy! :D
youtu.be/SOVlCniOZsQ
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2025! There was a ton of demos & debuts that got totally slept on - so I wanted to put a spotlight on it. Enjoy! :D
youtu.be/SOVlCniOZsQ
Dropping new merch (ironically) [as a joke]
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dropping new merch (ironically) [as a joke]
NEW VIDEO‼️
Talking about great & awful examples of bands having their own video games. It’s a fun one, go check it out :D
Talking about great & awful examples of bands having their own video games. It’s a fun one, go check it out :D
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
NEW VIDEO‼️
Talking about great & awful examples of bands having their own video games. It’s a fun one, go check it out :D
Talking about great & awful examples of bands having their own video games. It’s a fun one, go check it out :D
Activating hot mode
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Activating hot mode
Okay but what about saying “Rest in pee-pee” to Charlie, is that better?
It doesn’t sound NEAR as good but it’s the sentiment that counts ig
It doesn’t sound NEAR as good but it’s the sentiment that counts ig
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Okay but what about saying “Rest in pee-pee” to Charlie, is that better?
It doesn’t sound NEAR as good but it’s the sentiment that counts ig
It doesn’t sound NEAR as good but it’s the sentiment that counts ig
Soundtracks & The Death of Extreme Media
YouTube video by _crustbag_
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My PC updated windows overnight and apparently factory reset itself automatically!!
I got it all fixed by just restarting it 4 times (which somehow works???) but jesus christ shit gave me a heart attack
I got it all fixed by just restarting it 4 times (which somehow works???) but jesus christ shit gave me a heart attack
July 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My PC updated windows overnight and apparently factory reset itself automatically!!
I got it all fixed by just restarting it 4 times (which somehow works???) but jesus christ shit gave me a heart attack
I got it all fixed by just restarting it 4 times (which somehow works???) but jesus christ shit gave me a heart attack
A laundromat called “No Loads Refused”
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A laundromat called “No Loads Refused”
Big Mouth is ending…don’t hmu…need time to mourn……………….
May 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Big Mouth is ending…don’t hmu…need time to mourn……………….
Uncircumcised Adam Sandler, call that an uncut gem 💯
May 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Uncircumcised Adam Sandler, call that an uncut gem 💯
LEAKED: Due to copyright reasons, the upcoming “Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater” remake cannot include Cynthia Harrell’s “Snake Eater” song used in the iconic ladder scene
Konami has compromised, and the initial games release will instead include “Cashin’ Out” by Ca$h Out
Konami has compromised, and the initial games release will instead include “Cashin’ Out” by Ca$h Out
March 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
LEAKED: Due to copyright reasons, the upcoming “Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater” remake cannot include Cynthia Harrell’s “Snake Eater” song used in the iconic ladder scene
Konami has compromised, and the initial games release will instead include “Cashin’ Out” by Ca$h Out
Konami has compromised, and the initial games release will instead include “Cashin’ Out” by Ca$h Out
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️
A few weeks ago it came to my attention that “metalcore-themed romance novels” exist
So today, I’m taking one for the team and reading it so you don’t have to. youtu.be/tbU8MiZRxwg
A few weeks ago it came to my attention that “metalcore-themed romance novels” exist
So today, I’m taking one for the team and reading it so you don’t have to. youtu.be/tbU8MiZRxwg
March 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️
A few weeks ago it came to my attention that “metalcore-themed romance novels” exist
So today, I’m taking one for the team and reading it so you don’t have to. youtu.be/tbU8MiZRxwg
A few weeks ago it came to my attention that “metalcore-themed romance novels” exist
So today, I’m taking one for the team and reading it so you don’t have to. youtu.be/tbU8MiZRxwg
Reposted by _crustbag_
we needed to learn as a society to stop feeding the trolls and grifters a solid decade or two ago and honestly now I don't think it'll ever happen. like idk I just don't think smirking and owning them with facts and logic is ever going to have the desired effect
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
we needed to learn as a society to stop feeding the trolls and grifters a solid decade or two ago and honestly now I don't think it'll ever happen. like idk I just don't think smirking and owning them with facts and logic is ever going to have the desired effect
Been having a hard time working on the next video
Turns out telling jokes about some stupid bullshit kinda feels pointless when the world is burning. Who would’ve guessed lmao
Turns out telling jokes about some stupid bullshit kinda feels pointless when the world is burning. Who would’ve guessed lmao
March 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Been having a hard time working on the next video
Turns out telling jokes about some stupid bullshit kinda feels pointless when the world is burning. Who would’ve guessed lmao
Turns out telling jokes about some stupid bullshit kinda feels pointless when the world is burning. Who would’ve guessed lmao
“We’re revolutionizing AI”
You should revolutionize putting a gun in your mouth next
You should revolutionize putting a gun in your mouth next
February 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“We’re revolutionizing AI”
You should revolutionize putting a gun in your mouth next
You should revolutionize putting a gun in your mouth next
Reposted by _crustbag_
on a better note ; silent hill 1 unused chicken enemy
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
on a better note ; silent hill 1 unused chicken enemy
New green screen longsleeve to celebrate the new green screen video essay 💚 - Go pick one up before they’re all gone!
Art by: Nightmare Imagery
Logo by: Morbid Garden
Printed by: Pyre Press
Art by: Nightmare Imagery
Logo by: Morbid Garden
Printed by: Pyre Press
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New green screen longsleeve to celebrate the new green screen video essay 💚 - Go pick one up before they’re all gone!
Art by: Nightmare Imagery
Logo by: Morbid Garden
Printed by: Pyre Press
Art by: Nightmare Imagery
Logo by: Morbid Garden
Printed by: Pyre Press
❇️NEW VIDEO❇️
For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol)
youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY
For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol)
youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY
February 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
❇️NEW VIDEO❇️
For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol)
youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY
For a medium entirely based around media analysis, I’m surprised no one has made an introspective piece on the nature of the “video essay” itself…So, I made a video essay on video essays (yes, for real lol)
youtu.be/dhkDGsT6MhY
My favorite thing about the snow is that it leaves a perfect record of all the animals that have come through a specific area
That shit rules
That shit rules
January 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My favorite thing about the snow is that it leaves a perfect record of all the animals that have come through a specific area
That shit rules
That shit rules
Found out that t4t has NOTHING to do with swapping tea recipes /:
January 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Found out that t4t has NOTHING to do with swapping tea recipes /:
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2024! There was a ton of great stuff & PLENTY of demos that got totally slept on, so I wanted to put a spotlight on it! Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwud...
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2024! There was a ton of great stuff & PLENTY of demos that got totally slept on, so I wanted to put a spotlight on it! Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwud...
The Most Slept-On Albums of 2024
YouTube video by _crustbag_
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
‼️NEW VIDEO‼️
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2024! There was a ton of great stuff & PLENTY of demos that got totally slept on, so I wanted to put a spotlight on it! Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwud...
Talking about all my favorite releases of 2024! There was a ton of great stuff & PLENTY of demos that got totally slept on, so I wanted to put a spotlight on it! Enjoy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwud...
The Secret Level episodes on Warhammer and Armored Core was some of the most “HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!” moments I’ve had in a while
December 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
The Secret Level episodes on Warhammer and Armored Core was some of the most “HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!” moments I’ve had in a while
This is still one of my favorite text interactions I’ve ever had
December 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
This is still one of my favorite text interactions I’ve ever had
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Shaqalicious XL Gummies….
December 11, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Shaqalicious XL Gummies….