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Terminally Online Douchebag.
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Guest Removed From Dionysus’ Party for Decent Exposure

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MT OLYMPUS — A mild kerfuffle erupted at a party hosted by Dionysus when a guest was asked to leave. Alexios Nicolatis... Read the full masterpiece
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December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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"Nah, I'd win."
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Made some mac and cheese because I don't feel like actually cooking. The instructions on the box said to add 4 tablespoons of butter.

That's... that's half a stick. For one box? Do people actually do that? Is that a typo?
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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We all agree that these "dubs" suck.

But once again, that's not the core problem here. The quality will inevitably improve, though I personally doubt to the quality of a dub made by actual humans who care.

The problem is that these exist AT ALL. They're an offense to art, and always will be.
Welp, a second AI dub on Amazon has apparently been found, and it's a show that already had a perfectly normal (albeit non-union) dub: No Game No Life.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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FIELD CONDITIONS UPDATE: Brutus Buckeye drew a Script Ohio in the snow and X’d out the M in the end zone. ❄️ ❌
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Why do glasses look so damn ugly now?

Must be my face.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Pulling this back up because it makes Funko going bankrupt a bit funnier to me.

Fuck those guys.
itch.io itch.io @itch.io · Dec 9
I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Sticker Comms!

[ #art #commissions #stickers ]
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on AI doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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or if you prefer cursed version, here it is.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I like girls, but there's one I like the most. And last month we got married

Full album: www.jocat.net/echo-jo-wedd...
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A cover of "Don't Fear the Reaper" played on a pipe organ would be cool as hell
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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How can they possibly be going under they're selling dollar chunks of plastic for like 15 dollars USD
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Watched Frankenstein. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Butts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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DICK CHENEY IS DEAD, HALLELUJAH
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Anime Fans seriously out here calling a motion tweened character over a poorly rendered cg background Sakuga.
November 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Making a list of things I need to catch up with.
Sinners (2025), Weapons (2025), Fionna and Cake (2023), The Substance (2024),Sacred and Terrible Air (2013), DanDaDan (2024)
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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for those who wanted elf pussy with bush
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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mrs jackpots 🎰
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM