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crunchysammy.bsky.social
@crunchysammy.bsky.social
a thirst-surfing NSFW/18+ account, please view at your own discretion
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Ohh man! Waiting in the break room before starting my first day and some old guy says "welcome to hell" and above his head a crooked warning sign says "be awesome today"
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I hope it's not the end of calling any cutie bubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Suddenly my bass synth stopped receiving midi and I want to scream!
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
For locktober I locked my account while I wait to hear back from a job offer. Festive!
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Cruel Love ft. Beau Nox, by LEON VYNEHALL
track by LEON VYNEHALL
leonvynehall.bandcamp.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
October 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That one mosquito that moisturized today
Trakeena: Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue
-Daughter of Scorpius
-Pound for Pound to me, the best developed villain of the franchise
-From Spoiled Teenage Brat to Insane Murderous Galactic Warlord
-Literally makes her Foot Soldiers Suicide Bombers
20/10
September 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Man on the street pointed out my green eggs and ham tattoo said, " I used to have that tattoo", and I wanted to say, "used to?" But I asked, "are you Sam?" And then he said " no"
August 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My sanity wanes like cabbage in the fridge.
August 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
To whom it may concern...
@potatoprincess.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
August 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
martyn.bandcamp.com/album/fallin...

It's like when each individual dish of a dinner tastes good and then the meal itself just feels right.
Falling For You, by Martyn
3 track album
martyn.bandcamp.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Just make a missingNo card already!
August 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A moment for yesterday's clouds.
July 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Serving drinks, calling out names.

ELON!

Man picks up his drink, was surprised I could say/spell the name.

Without looking up, "isn't that the same name of the annoying guy dating Grimes?"

I look up, he looks at me.
I look at Elon and I watch him leave.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today I saw a photo that had a used car's worth of labubus
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Any MTG Arena peeps?

Don't know if my decks are good, toxic or bad.

My handle is toad#87493
July 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
[ ☞ Kupo! ]
July 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
too much fuckery going on rn
June 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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So there's that one Thor concept art that Netease refuses to make into a skin because they are COWARDS
June 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
June 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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SHIELD • YOUR • NEIGHBORS

Here in #LosAngeles, we protect our neighbors at all costs.
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Forgot to post that we were cute at a jazz festival
June 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The girls fighting (good) and a cigarette (bad) would fix me.
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM