The Last Keith
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social
No one understands what we’ve been through
Just remembered a nightmare from last night where I paid £7 for a pint of lager
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just remembered a nightmare from last night where I paid £7 for a pint of lager
Been out for a nice Chinese banquet with work. Now heading home because I'm old and frightened of people.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Been out for a nice Chinese banquet with work. Now heading home because I'm old and frightened of people.
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Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just paid fifteen quid for breakfast 😕
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Just paid fifteen quid for breakfast 😕
13 degree difference between now and this time yesterday 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
13 degree difference between now and this time yesterday 🤔
Disappointing that there’s talk of cutting back on jury trials and nobody’s quoted Magna Carta yet.
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Disappointing that there’s talk of cutting back on jury trials and nobody’s quoted Magna Carta yet.
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
Just sang “I don’t know why I love you but I do” to a slice of toast with butter and spready cheese on. Nothing to worry about.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just sang “I don’t know why I love you but I do” to a slice of toast with butter and spready cheese on. Nothing to worry about.
On a whim I've bought a nice new scarf. Not sure why, it just spoke to me
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
On a whim I've bought a nice new scarf. Not sure why, it just spoke to me
Urr nurr. Snurr ☃️
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Urr nurr. Snurr ☃️
As far as International Men’s Day is concerned, I’ve had better ones.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As far as International Men’s Day is concerned, I’ve had better ones.
Wondering how many of you are Chinese spies 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wondering how many of you are Chinese spies 🧐
I’ve got a big furry dressing gown with a hood and I honestly think it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ve got a big furry dressing gown with a hood and I honestly think it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought.
Had a dream I was being chased by a black bear. I'll have to look up what to do if you're being chased by a bear in case it's a premonition
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Had a dream I was being chased by a black bear. I'll have to look up what to do if you're being chased by a bear in case it's a premonition
If the weather is shit you should get another Saturday. #Manifesto
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If the weather is shit you should get another Saturday. #Manifesto
There are Christmas songs on my radio and I shan’t stand for it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There are Christmas songs on my radio and I shan’t stand for it.
Are we getting adverts with audio description or are my telly settings wrong? 🤪
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Are we getting adverts with audio description or are my telly settings wrong? 🤪
Free pastry at Greggs day. Finally things are looking up. Or at least looking less down.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Free pastry at Greggs day. Finally things are looking up. Or at least looking less down.
There's two guys here who look so similar I was convinced they were the same person. Just seen them standing next to each other and my mind is blown. Like everything I ever knew is a lie.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There's two guys here who look so similar I was convinced they were the same person. Just seen them standing next to each other and my mind is blown. Like everything I ever knew is a lie.
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Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Bit conflicted with the football today. Obviously I want Newcastle to win, but Brentford are managed by a Keith, and you've got to support your Keiths.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bit conflicted with the football today. Obviously I want Newcastle to win, but Brentford are managed by a Keith, and you've got to support your Keiths.
Star Wars is on so you won’t be getting any sense out of me for a while 🥲
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Star Wars is on so you won’t be getting any sense out of me for a while 🥲
Just having a quiet read on Saturday afternoon and this popped up in the illustrations. Now you have to see it too.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just having a quiet read on Saturday afternoon and this popped up in the illustrations. Now you have to see it too.