The Last Keith
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Let’s be happy through the neet, cos we may not be so happy through the day.
I’ve got a big furry dressing gown with a hood and I honestly think it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ve got a big furry dressing gown with a hood and I honestly think it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought.
Had a dream I was being chased by a black bear. I'll have to look up what to do if you're being chased by a bear in case it's a premonition
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Had a dream I was being chased by a black bear. I'll have to look up what to do if you're being chased by a bear in case it's a premonition
If the weather is shit you should get another Saturday. #Manifesto
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If the weather is shit you should get another Saturday. #Manifesto
There are Christmas songs on my radio and I shan’t stand for it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There are Christmas songs on my radio and I shan’t stand for it.
Are we getting adverts with audio description or are my telly settings wrong? 🤪
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Are we getting adverts with audio description or are my telly settings wrong? 🤪
Free pastry at Greggs day. Finally things are looking up. Or at least looking less down.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Free pastry at Greggs day. Finally things are looking up. Or at least looking less down.
There's two guys here who look so similar I was convinced they were the same person. Just seen them standing next to each other and my mind is blown. Like everything I ever knew is a lie.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There's two guys here who look so similar I was convinced they were the same person. Just seen them standing next to each other and my mind is blown. Like everything I ever knew is a lie.
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Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Bit conflicted with the football today. Obviously I want Newcastle to win, but Brentford are managed by a Keith, and you've got to support your Keiths.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bit conflicted with the football today. Obviously I want Newcastle to win, but Brentford are managed by a Keith, and you've got to support your Keiths.
Star Wars is on so you won’t be getting any sense out of me for a while 🥲
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Star Wars is on so you won’t be getting any sense out of me for a while 🥲
Just having a quiet read on Saturday afternoon and this popped up in the illustrations. Now you have to see it too.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just having a quiet read on Saturday afternoon and this popped up in the illustrations. Now you have to see it too.
Here's Gaia, an art installation currently in Hexham Abbey. Also bonus Orange content.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Here's Gaia, an art installation currently in Hexham Abbey. Also bonus Orange content.
Drove into Hexham and had to come through TWO different sets of 4 way temporary traffic lights. And I thought Halloween was last week 😧
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Drove into Hexham and had to come through TWO different sets of 4 way temporary traffic lights. And I thought Halloween was last week 😧
Bit misty in the valley this morning. Also nice moon
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Bit misty in the valley this morning. Also nice moon
I was expecting a damp squib because Joe had it worked out. But that was brilliant #TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I was expecting a damp squib because Joe had it worked out. But that was brilliant #TheTraitors
A tale as old as time.
Boy meets girl
Boy loses girl
Boy gets girl back
Girl dies of consumption
Boy meets girl
Boy loses girl
Boy gets girl back
Girl dies of consumption
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A tale as old as time.
Boy meets girl
Boy loses girl
Boy gets girl back
Girl dies of consumption
Boy meets girl
Boy loses girl
Boy gets girl back
Girl dies of consumption
Starting the day with a sausage bun at Greggs as a tribute to Giacomo Puccini.
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Starting the day with a sausage bun at Greggs as a tribute to Giacomo Puccini.
10:30 and am still (semi) vertical. This can only mean I’m on holiday 😮
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
10:30 and am still (semi) vertical. This can only mean I’m on holiday 😮
In 'young people today' news, our apprentice has hit a sheep.
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
In 'young people today' news, our apprentice has hit a sheep.
Big event coming up this week.
miss piggy is wearing a purple glove while holding a cane
ALT: miss piggy is wearing a purple glove while holding a cane
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November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Big event coming up this week.
I need some new shoelaces. Where do you even buy shoelaces from these days? Nobody knows.
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I need some new shoelaces. Where do you even buy shoelaces from these days? Nobody knows.
Been outside raking leaves, something Keiths only do when distressed*
*Newcastle lost**
**To West Ham***
***West Fucking Ham
*Newcastle lost**
**To West Ham***
***West Fucking Ham
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Been outside raking leaves, something Keiths only do when distressed*
*Newcastle lost**
**To West Ham***
***West Fucking Ham
*Newcastle lost**
**To West Ham***
***West Fucking Ham
Love a bit of autumn orange
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Love a bit of autumn orange
Hereby announcing my conversion to massive oversize hoodies to slob around the house in while eating ginger snaps
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Hereby announcing my conversion to massive oversize hoodies to slob around the house in while eating ginger snaps