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The Last Keith
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Got wrong at work today for filling the kettle up from the cold tap instead of the fancy water dispenser. Personally I think a touch of chlorine just adds to the taste.
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Since it’s my birthday I had a small piece of cheese with my lunch.
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Got told today that my craic is “terrible but quite funny” 😐
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Stuck on Wordle for ages and I don't blame me one bit.
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
So if knobhead puts a tariff of 10% on Denmark does that mean it’ll cost him 10% more to buy Greenland? 🤔
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Am at the football and they've given me a glass glass instead of a plastic one. Finally I've made it.
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Something slightly contrarian about marching through the M&S Food hall with the sole intention of buying a single bag of crisps. The assistant gave me a knowing look. She knows a rebel when she sees one.
January 17, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Day off today as I’m getting my boiler serviced
two men wearing hats are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
ALT: two men wearing hats are standing next to each other and looking at each other .
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January 16, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Post work wander
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Ate something I’m not sure about today. If this is my final post, avenge me.
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This probably won’t mean much to you but I got locked in the cage today ☹️
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Got an Only Connect Semi Final question right after one clue so I might ask for a pay rise tomorrow because I’m Billy Bigballs now.
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
@missfoster.bsky.social I’d like to wish you a happier birthday than anyone else has 🎂
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Finished Alien:Earth and really enjoyed it. Adrian Edmondson was an unexpected bonus.
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Double Dutch!! Love it #totp
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I absolutely, utterly and completely HATE Red Red Wine #totp
January 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Watching 28 Years Later is a surreal experience for a Northumbrian. Jody Comer doesn’t quite pull the accent off but it was enough to get me going.
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Frost and shadows
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Today’s been a good day for seeing dogs in swanky coats.
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
A frosty walk with a bacon bagel at the end. Not a bad old life
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Wherever I go and whatever I do there will always be room in my heart for Meatloaf #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
It’s always a weather ‘bomb’ isn’t it. Never a weather ‘hug’ ☹️
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Just as I’m enjoying Alien:Earth, Eddie Hitler turns up. I had the same experience with a Star Wars film. Troubling.
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
While doing the morning puzzles I found myself asking if vampires are scared of trousers 🤔
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Fantastic moon this morning. Worth braving the cold for
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 AM