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Parnell innit. 👊
Think I've deciphered what you were trying to say...
That is true when it comes to industries, though. Sure you thought you had some kind of gotcha there, just fuck off back to Twitter.
May 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What the snakes did to Corbyn and making sure we never actually had a left wing PM meant they will never get my vote until this snivelling arsehole and his cronies are gone.
May 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Reckless two footed challenge gets the same punishment as a clean tackle apparently.
April 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Would never dream of letting it go the the other way because the scrutiny it would bring on him. If it's against us though no one give us a fuck apart from us.
April 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Yup they straight up don't need to exist ffs. Much preferred 302 on Ceefax. I want football news not the opinion of some dickhead that hates Bruno. Although Jay Morty is by far the best of a bad bunch. He's sound af.
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Flip flopping knobheads screaming for attention. There isn't enough united news to fill tweets & papers outside of a transfer window so they just make absolute bollocks up. Then they'll go back and delete what they got wrong so they look like a footballing oracle.
April 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Having Cas at the club doesn't have any negatives for me. We are woefully short of experience and he's done the lot .
April 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This 100%, the state of the squad & lack of experienced strikers made Hojlund's job this season infinitely harder than it needed to be. Saw enough of him last season that I'm happy to persevere with him as one of our strikers.
April 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The way they're claiming he's playing 4D chess but everyone else is just too dumb to understand apart from people who still haven't learned how a tariff works despite talking about them daily for nearly 6 months.
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yup, utter morons detested the world over & I wanted nothing to do with them. Seeing how United fans conducted themselves on Euro aways in contrast to the England lot is a huge part in my United > England too. Bit different now but you used to get the odd knob head who was dealt with by other reds.
March 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Think it was G.Nev, Nicky Butt, Scholesy, Becks, Teddy & Andy Cole if my memory serves me. In a friendly, utterly pathetic.
March 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is a shame I really enjoyed Euro 96 (that England would have won if they took Becks instead of Steve Stone imo) then all the shit of England fans booing the team as there were 5-6 United players on the pitch iirc.
March 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh most def United > England all day every day. The way Becks was treated sealed that deal in me never giving a flying fuck about the England team.
March 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Aye, no good can come from International football.
March 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sod's Law that we get to the point I'm not dreading the next match and bam there's an international break. They always happen at the wrong time for me.
March 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM