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Crumpet McIdiotface
@crumpetmcidiotface.bsky.social
British idiot married to the beautiful and amazing Spooka7, living through the US endtimes by sarcasm, debauchery, absurdity and spite.
In the words of Idles and the Scottish the world over “FCUK THE KING!”
February 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I reckon we could all take a lesson from the sage and wise Fender.
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
“HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY SUGAR, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!”
November 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times “don’t fuck with the R2 units”
November 24, 2024 at 7:22 AM
That entire scene in the bar with Fassbender is a masterclass in writing, acting and shot setup also colonel Hans Landa might be Tarantino best and most repugnant character all at once.
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
That absolute cretin reads as terrified to me.
November 22, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Said in my best Baseball announcer impression

“Like 99% of who try for the major leagues Matty “Venmoboy” Gaetz is instead sticking to the minors!”
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Someone will die on this hill and it ain’t me, the Indy punch noise is one of the best in movies, also Last Crusade is the best Indy movie.
November 19, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Just when I think I can’t be prouder of my people…🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Currently bopping round the kitchen making dinner and here our three twonks for added cute.
November 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Some like it hot, To kill a mocking bird and my wild card pick (and favourite all time movie) Young Frankenstein.
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November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
It’s probably your rapier wit, dashing good looks, charming and always bubbly/never grumpy personality that does it kid.
November 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM