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Crumpet McIdiotface
@crumpetmcidiotface.bsky.social
British idiot married to the beautiful and amazing Spooka7, living through the US endtimes by sarcasm, debauchery, absurdity and spite.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@baileyillustration.bsky.social MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS!! Now you just need to come back to Vegas so me and my wife my can get all the filthy tattoos dude!
December 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
1000 days, just need 9000 more to catch up to the Tool Album name. #odaat #sober #alcoholic
December 11, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Also add Idles and a local band called Franks and Deans. Pretty much no change from last years list.
December 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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If we're not calling the 4B movement "Batten Down the Snatches", what are we even doing
November 30, 2024 at 6:47 PM
One of my most commonly asked questions.
November 28, 2024 at 1:40 AM
November 24, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Congrats to the new nominee for Attorney General, mister Judge Death!
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Miss Ladybug Lindsay isn’t straight!?!? Well spank my ass with buttered biscuit and call me on Wednesday! These people are fucking mental.
November 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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“My body, your cracker.” — Jesus.
November 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Well my first day off in two weeks is spent tidying (mainly me singing Zepplin badly) and prepping for making a full mashings Sunday roast tomorrow, so my amazing and beautiful wife @spooka7.bsky.social and I can chill tonight playing some Dragon Age Veilguard/Dying Light 2.
November 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Obligatory first post of our pets. Ziggy, Stevie (Little Mamas) and Oswald.
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM