andy, crump
crumpandy.bsky.social
andy, crump
@crumpandy.bsky.social
author, journalist, critic, & occasional token white guy; trying to do better.

words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.

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Only appropriate reaction gif I have for this
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m…*seething*, I thin, that I didn’t come up with this analysis myself. Bravo.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
New counter-tradwife trend rising, the aloof wife, calling it now.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh, oh: I’m given like *four* pauses about that. Never thought I’d be in a position where a Radio Silence hire would be a red flag, but here we are!
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only justice we get when monsters like him bite it in their 80s is gallows humor and unvarnished accounts of their character, presented alongside a list of the atrocities they got away with in life.
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ew dot gif
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cannot stress how important it is to me that I can talk about films like RAW MEAT and DEMON'S ROOK, which tend not to get the time of day from the majority of outlets with designated "horror guy" writers.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM