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author, journalist, critic, & occasional token white guy; trying to do better.
words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.
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words: Paste Magazine, JoySauce, The Daily Beast, Time, The A.V. Club, Salon, Cool Material, Pop Heist, and on it goes.
agcrump.wordpress.com
When you Cyc Rift your pod before conceding a game you had no chance of winning anyways
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
When you Cyc Rift your pod before conceding a game you had no chance of winning anyways
Welp, there’s only one thing to do, folks
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Welp, there’s only one thing to do, folks
Only appropriate reaction gif I have for this
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Only appropriate reaction gif I have for this
This headline starts out bad and graduates to “so much worse” with BREATHTAKING speed
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This headline starts out bad and graduates to “so much worse” with BREATHTAKING speed
6 year old’s reaction to me telling her I’m writing about KPOP DEMON HUNTERS:
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
6 year old’s reaction to me telling her I’m writing about KPOP DEMON HUNTERS:
me hearing the news about a certain erstwhile VP
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
me hearing the news about a certain erstwhile VP
Re: “Andrew Cuomo says he “will move to Florida’ if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor“ headline:
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Re: “Andrew Cuomo says he “will move to Florida’ if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor“ headline:
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
In 2025, the value of articles like these is, or should be, next to nil. You can find recommendations of films like NEAR DARK dating back over literal actual years and beyond; and if self-professed horror fans have not seen these movies yet, they’re never going to bother.
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
In 2025, the value of articles like these is, or should be, next to nil. You can find recommendations of films like NEAR DARK dating back over literal actual years and beyond; and if self-professed horror fans have not seen these movies yet, they’re never going to bother.
oh fuck all the way off with this
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
oh fuck all the way off with this
hey look Sandstone Stalin just said the quiet part out loud
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
hey look Sandstone Stalin just said the quiet part out loud
you all know very well that I am not Ari Shapiro, but were I Ari Shapiro, I like to think that I would not have framed a conversation about AI with David fucking Simon thusly:
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you all know very well that I am not Ari Shapiro, but were I Ari Shapiro, I like to think that I would not have framed a conversation about AI with David fucking Simon thusly:
Same energy as Blade entering a vampire nightclub, honestly.
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Same energy as Blade entering a vampire nightclub, honestly.
Y’know: I never met the guy, but were he still among the living, I imagine he would die of a stroke seeing his name used as branding for a pursuit as antithetical to art as AI.
October 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Y’know: I never met the guy, but were he still among the living, I imagine he would die of a stroke seeing his name used as branding for a pursuit as antithetical to art as AI.
I waited 35 years to get my first tattoo, and another 6 to get my second. In other words: new ink, posted side-by-side with the original art (by @annijyn.com) for comparison; tattoo by Tiana Lee of Dorchester's Holistic Ink.
October 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I waited 35 years to get my first tattoo, and another 6 to get my second. In other words: new ink, posted side-by-side with the original art (by @annijyn.com) for comparison; tattoo by Tiana Lee of Dorchester's Holistic Ink.
and now, a message from Jigsaw
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
and now, a message from Jigsaw
first draft of my very late review of the DAYBREAKERS 4K is going great
September 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
first draft of my very late review of the DAYBREAKERS 4K is going great
...I genuinely wonder if his team realizes how fucking menacing this subject line reads.
June 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
...I genuinely wonder if his team realizes how fucking menacing this subject line reads.
No. Seriously? No. Short of the most deferential and milquetoast Democrat winning the primary instead of Mamdani, the GOP’s reaction to this race would draw from the same compendium of fascist histrionics. Give me a break.
June 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No. Seriously? No. Short of the most deferential and milquetoast Democrat winning the primary instead of Mamdani, the GOP’s reaction to this race would draw from the same compendium of fascist histrionics. Give me a break.
it's happening, guys
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it's happening, guys
*grabs bottle of Saje*
Finally.
Finally.
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
*grabs bottle of Saje*
Finally.
Finally.