Lord Cruise of Fail
@cruisingfail.bsky.social
#comedy account of messages I've received on various gay apps. All should be #SafeForWork unless you count bad words.
Sorry he’s not getting credit for that. The follow up entries kinda back this up
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Sorry he’s not getting credit for that. The follow up entries kinda back this up
Oh … he tried to explain himself ….yaaaa naaaaaww
August 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Oh … he tried to explain himself ….yaaaa naaaaaww
Get off my lawn you kids!
July 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Get off my lawn you kids!
I’ve not heard “standing on business” before as a term
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
July 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I’ve not heard “standing on business” before as a term
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Long as you don’t sit on their face while THEY smoke a cigar
Owowow hot hot hot
Owowow hot hot hot
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Long as you don’t sit on their face while THEY smoke a cigar
Owowow hot hot hot
Owowow hot hot hot