Uncle Vern
@cruising-dystopias.bsky.social
| Chicago (They/Them)
| Fabricator of Fantasy
| Queer MultiTool
| Art Direction and Videography (NSFW)
| Fabricator of Fantasy
| Queer MultiTool
| Art Direction and Videography (NSFW)
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YO TE LO REGALO!!!!!!
LLÉVATELO LEJOS!!!!!!!
ÉL ES MALA SUERTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Y 👏 YO 👏 NO 👏 LO 👏 QUIERO 👏
LLÉVATELO LEJOS!!!!!!!
ÉL ES MALA SUERTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Y 👏 YO 👏 NO 👏 LO 👏 QUIERO 👏
February 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
YO TE LO REGALO!!!!!!
LLÉVATELO LEJOS!!!!!!!
ÉL ES MALA SUERTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Y 👏 YO 👏 NO 👏 LO 👏 QUIERO 👏
LLÉVATELO LEJOS!!!!!!!
ÉL ES MALA SUERTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Y 👏 YO 👏 NO 👏 LO 👏 QUIERO 👏
Tried to be emotional, got lifted instead.
February 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Tried to be emotional, got lifted instead.
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AND,
You’re welcome ✨✨
You’re welcome ✨✨
February 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
AND,
You’re welcome ✨✨
You’re welcome ✨✨
Honestly, any day where I am able to casually intrigue and inform a person that they can and should hire a sex worker for experiences they seek, is a great one.
February 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Honestly, any day where I am able to casually intrigue and inform a person that they can and should hire a sex worker for experiences they seek, is a great one.
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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
January 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
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One thing about me, imma ask for a back massage at the function
January 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
One thing about me, imma ask for a back massage at the function
Spent some quality time (a ride to the 🌿 dispo) with my BFF ( the bus driver I got both going TO AND FROM there).
December 29, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Spent some quality time (a ride to the 🌿 dispo) with my BFF ( the bus driver I got both going TO AND FROM there).
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just remembered the impromptu support group for the clients of a sexy queer barber that botched all their haircuts at the tboy strip club
December 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
just remembered the impromptu support group for the clients of a sexy queer barber that botched all their haircuts at the tboy strip club
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Big thank you to everyone who has made the end of this year so special. There have been bookings, tips, flowers, words of warmth, wonderful gifts… very thankful for each of you near and far!
I look forward to walking into 2025 together and will do a better job of sharing in this new space.
I look forward to walking into 2025 together and will do a better job of sharing in this new space.
December 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Big thank you to everyone who has made the end of this year so special. There have been bookings, tips, flowers, words of warmth, wonderful gifts… very thankful for each of you near and far!
I look forward to walking into 2025 together and will do a better job of sharing in this new space.
I look forward to walking into 2025 together and will do a better job of sharing in this new space.
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What a privilege it is to be loved
December 27, 2024 at 7:33 AM
What a privilege it is to be loved
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Porn as an art form can do so many cool and fucked up and funny and surreal things. Don't limit yourself to appropriative erasure of marginalized groups because of a lack of imagination. If you have the money for realistic prosthetic cocks, you could be doing something so much more interesting!!
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Porn as an art form can do so many cool and fucked up and funny and surreal things. Don't limit yourself to appropriative erasure of marginalized groups because of a lack of imagination. If you have the money for realistic prosthetic cocks, you could be doing something so much more interesting!!
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This also goes for nonbinary femme performers who have pussies. If a makeup crew is putting a realistic penis prosthesis on you so that you can play "a pretty girl with a dick," you are taking part in a fucked up system. Don't do it!!
November 15, 2024 at 5:28 AM
This also goes for nonbinary femme performers who have pussies. If a makeup crew is putting a realistic penis prosthesis on you so that you can play "a pretty girl with a dick," you are taking part in a fucked up system. Don't do it!!
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If you are a cis woman porn performer and you consider yourself any kind of ally to trans women in the industry, it's your job to say NO when studios approach you wear a prosthetic penis for "futa" scenes.
November 15, 2024 at 5:26 AM
If you are a cis woman porn performer and you consider yourself any kind of ally to trans women in the industry, it's your job to say NO when studios approach you wear a prosthetic penis for "futa" scenes.
T Boy Strip Club? A fantasy made reality. I wanna live there. In exchange for rent I will repair popped G strings and Pleasers.
December 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
T Boy Strip Club? A fantasy made reality. I wanna live there. In exchange for rent I will repair popped G strings and Pleasers.
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Want a 2025 goal? Be less afraid of tears; from yourself and others.
Crying from emotion actually releases cortisol (stress hormone) in the tears which is why you may feel lighter after a good cry sesh.
Be that shoulder to cry on. Scream into that pillow. Give your body what it needs ❣️
Crying from emotion actually releases cortisol (stress hormone) in the tears which is why you may feel lighter after a good cry sesh.
Be that shoulder to cry on. Scream into that pillow. Give your body what it needs ❣️
December 24, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Want a 2025 goal? Be less afraid of tears; from yourself and others.
Crying from emotion actually releases cortisol (stress hormone) in the tears which is why you may feel lighter after a good cry sesh.
Be that shoulder to cry on. Scream into that pillow. Give your body what it needs ❣️
Crying from emotion actually releases cortisol (stress hormone) in the tears which is why you may feel lighter after a good cry sesh.
Be that shoulder to cry on. Scream into that pillow. Give your body what it needs ❣️
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I love lower wacker my girl catches too many strays
December 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I love lower wacker my girl catches too many strays
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CHICAGO!
I will be picking up 80 2-pack rapid tests from Save the Night this week.
Please lmk which upcoming shows would be best to distribute at!
If you need a free set of tests, please fill out the Chicago Mask Bloc form FIRST before messaging me. Their link is pinned to my profile :D
I will be picking up 80 2-pack rapid tests from Save the Night this week.
Please lmk which upcoming shows would be best to distribute at!
If you need a free set of tests, please fill out the Chicago Mask Bloc form FIRST before messaging me. Their link is pinned to my profile :D
December 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
CHICAGO!
I will be picking up 80 2-pack rapid tests from Save the Night this week.
Please lmk which upcoming shows would be best to distribute at!
If you need a free set of tests, please fill out the Chicago Mask Bloc form FIRST before messaging me. Their link is pinned to my profile :D
I will be picking up 80 2-pack rapid tests from Save the Night this week.
Please lmk which upcoming shows would be best to distribute at!
If you need a free set of tests, please fill out the Chicago Mask Bloc form FIRST before messaging me. Their link is pinned to my profile :D