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oh. oh no.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Rotating Sacrament
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
LinkedIn posting is the literary equivalent of commercial photographers who all bought the same Lightroom presets to get corporate slop contracts
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The lowercase is notable
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
”the foreign mind cannot COMPREHEND slow roasted fowl“ is a new tier of dipshit discourse
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yeah those kids look weirdly crafty and scheming
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
oh shiiit!
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’m a red guy so I’d say Malbec
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The fuckin FORM
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
assbed
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
lmao yep
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Tired: trolley problem
Wired: what if you blew your dick and balls off to validate my substack
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
TimTok
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I know it’s bad for the country but the hater in me really hopes Roberts feels deeply betrayed and hurt
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh yeah they’re panicking for a reason
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
haha sorry, I need more coffee, incentives for who?
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
my guess is they pull a fed and say he can’t collect future tariffs but isn’t obligated to pay back old ones
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I asked Georgetown law prof David Super wtf is going on with this latest demand for states to claw back benefits already sent out.
He says the law doesn't allow for this, and if the USDA is mad that states already sent out SNAP money, too bad—they were following USDA's own guidance. Full comments:
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m probably behind but afaik it’s just officials making scary sounds and they really can’t do anything retroactive here
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
BASS DRUM OF DEATH
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Thought he had Goku hair for a second
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Jackson seems like a good egg who isn't above fighting dirty, so this makes me think it's strategic on her part.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
aren‘t they still specifically paying the military, though?
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM