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Goof Off, King
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November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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so far…
October 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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cast of family guy looking at you like why did you need to go there bro
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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god dammit
September 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I think he was just good at ingratiating himself in the right circles
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I know you’re looking for alt text but I’m going to spare you
September 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Locking in
d o m a i n e x p a n s i o n
August 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Googled it and wth is this
August 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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A tweet that says “ (I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)”
July 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It’s no accident that the top CrossFit champions all have an extra 5% body fat compared to their peers
Matt Fraser looking a lil fluffy by CrossFit standards
July 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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have a vibe
a duckling sleeping in a big bed
July 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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IT COSTS LESS THAN A MACBOOK!?
A motocompacto retailing for less than an upgraded MacBook Air
June 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Adams' cruddy son peering through the window
Erik Adams enjoying cigars with Sneako and Amber Rose. If you stare at the photo too long, you can see the figure of his horrid son through the window, though no one else will if you show them
June 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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lmao
the WSJ home page, calling Trump's parade a "spectacular display" The literal first sentence of the article, sheepishly admitting the crowd was "sparse" and [but? weird phrasing] "subdued"
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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no joke, Gatorade bars are great. They’re 90% as good as a regular candy bar
Delicious Gatorade, brand protein bars
May 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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one possibility, from the article
May 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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me and who
two dogs in a car. one is large, droopy, and serious. The other is small, scrunchy, and goofy.
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Electric pickups are cool, an electric one of these babies would be even cooler
a handsome, wood-paneled station wagon. the perfect blend of spaciousness and exurban utility. Imagine if it was powered by zeus himself
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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CrossFit is my favorite example because they’re all roided to the gills, and yet the top performers always have a lil fluff while the Abercrombie models gas out in 4th
Matt Frazier with the dad bod of god Tia Claire Toomey 15%-bf-ing her way to victory
January 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The main cast of the simpsons glaring in annoyance
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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superb
mark zuckerberg careening towards the twin towers on the hood of a car, as framed through the divine proportions of the Golden Ratio. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
January 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Ok but what about Kalinda’s boyfriend
Kalinda from the good wife tv show who was incidentally my high school crush
January 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM