crudematters
@crudematters.bsky.social
Lawyer, leftist, Saw Gerrera apologist. Opinions are my own. ☭ (He/Him)
Unfortunately, the Avatar set is very very fun to play in limited.
(Shoutout to this little dude who CARRIED my Golgari Earthbending aggro deck)
(Shoutout to this little dude who CARRIED my Golgari Earthbending aggro deck)
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Unfortunately, the Avatar set is very very fun to play in limited.
(Shoutout to this little dude who CARRIED my Golgari Earthbending aggro deck)
(Shoutout to this little dude who CARRIED my Golgari Earthbending aggro deck)
Watching Over the Garden Wall and thinking about its inevitable Magic: the Gathering collaboration.
I have some suggestions:
I have some suggestions:
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Watching Over the Garden Wall and thinking about its inevitable Magic: the Gathering collaboration.
I have some suggestions:
I have some suggestions:
Watching Over the Garden Wall and thinking about its inevitable Magic: the Gathering collaboration.
I have some suggestions:
I have some suggestions:
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Watching Over the Garden Wall and thinking about its inevitable Magic: the Gathering collaboration.
I have some suggestions:
I have some suggestions:
Gotta get started on my WonderCon cosplays
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Gotta get started on my WonderCon cosplays
I’m not kidding when I tell you this would be my PERFECT Commander if it:
A) Was Izzet; and
B) Wasn’t “Jaws.”
A) Was Izzet; and
B) Wasn’t “Jaws.”
October 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m not kidding when I tell you this would be my PERFECT Commander if it:
A) Was Izzet; and
B) Wasn’t “Jaws.”
A) Was Izzet; and
B) Wasn’t “Jaws.”
“Everyone is tired of superheroes” right there in the trailer
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“Everyone is tired of superheroes” right there in the trailer
I was born at exactly the right time, I love Magic: the Gathering and Spider-man
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I was born at exactly the right time, I love Magic: the Gathering and Spider-man
Far and away the most niche reference made in my household is, when referring to our cats, we call them “my child” the same way this shopkeeper NPC in Baldur’s Gate 3 says the word “child”
August 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Far and away the most niche reference made in my household is, when referring to our cats, we call them “my child” the same way this shopkeeper NPC in Baldur’s Gate 3 says the word “child”
Just got to see Shin Godzilla on the big screen again
August 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Just got to see Shin Godzilla on the big screen again
Starting a GoFundMe
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Starting a GoFundMe
Raging debate in the household about how well these four would get along/how well they’d work together
August 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Raging debate in the household about how well these four would get along/how well they’d work together
It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the soyjak Monkeys Manufacturing Ragebait From a Pocket Dimension and myself as the chad Superman Smiling While Being Rejuvenated By Yellow Sun. You’ve lost.
July 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the soyjak Monkeys Manufacturing Ragebait From a Pocket Dimension and myself as the chad Superman Smiling While Being Rejuvenated By Yellow Sun. You’ve lost.
Reflexively hit this move like three separate times during Superman
July 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Reflexively hit this move like three separate times during Superman
Playing a deck that gives me access to Black mana after losing with my goofy/gimmicky Red decks all night
July 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Playing a deck that gives me access to Black mana after losing with my goofy/gimmicky Red decks all night
First card from the new set that actually interests me as a Commander. You’re telling me a lobster fried this rice???
July 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
First card from the new set that actually interests me as a Commander. You’re telling me a lobster fried this rice???
I’m gonna need approximately 17 copies of El Cucuy
June 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I’m gonna need approximately 17 copies of El Cucuy
Not a bad haul from the free Collector Boosters!
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Not a bad haul from the free Collector Boosters!
Completely forgot to post the finished product! Had a blast at WonderCon.
Arm by @effekted.bsky.social
Photography by @patloika.bsky.social
Arm by @effekted.bsky.social
Photography by @patloika.bsky.social
April 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Completely forgot to post the finished product! Had a blast at WonderCon.
Arm by @effekted.bsky.social
Photography by @patloika.bsky.social
Arm by @effekted.bsky.social
Photography by @patloika.bsky.social
Four! cards to get to know me:
April 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Four! cards to get to know me:
Slamming the button that summons Senior Gundam Correspondent @jwhitbrook.bsky.social so he can tell me what this dude’s whole deal is
April 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Slamming the button that summons Senior Gundam Correspondent @jwhitbrook.bsky.social so he can tell me what this dude’s whole deal is
Ultron cosmetic wishlist for Rivals
April 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ultron cosmetic wishlist for Rivals
Hello I am not smart enough to play this deck (it’s a PRECON and I had to pause the game to think way too hard about how this all resolves)
April 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello I am not smart enough to play this deck (it’s a PRECON and I had to pause the game to think way too hard about how this all resolves)