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Christopher
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Raiders, Dodgers, Kings.
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January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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On repeat

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Quantum Flux
Northlane · Singularity · Song · 2013
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December 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
crstfrf.bsky.social
My gf got me this charging station that has a mood setting but it's been sad since I turned it on and I don't know how to make it happy
November 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Rollin’ around at the speed of sound
November 19, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue. you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.

It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.

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November 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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this is what escaping twitter felt like
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Here we go again
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 AM