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“U got a problem, no problem I’ll send the addy gladly”. - Cam
February 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Is this how Elon sounds all the time? The richest person in the world can’t put together a coherent sentence?
February 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The time to retire will come whether you prepare or not. Today’s choices will determine tomorrow’s meals.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Chickens for KFC
February 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The wind works in mysterious ways
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A Palestinian thinking trump is the lesser evil was not on my bingo card. Ah well. Can’t save ppl from themselves.
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Aging in dog years
How are y'all dealing with the cognitive dissonance of much of your daily life continuing as normal right now even as really really really bad shit is happening in government (that will certainly have ripple effects that will reach us all)? Because I'm honestly feeling a little insane right now.
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Similar to “The 100” but not as good
Watched the first episode of SILO. Now I’m gonna watch episode two of SILO…😳
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Nope. I’m too petty. I’m bout to show you I can be everything you think I am and more
when people start calling you out your name and insulting your intelligence, you WON
February 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eggs damn near tripled in price, we pissed off all our allies, and inflation is on its way back. Do u know how hard it is to piss off a Canadian?!
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Before: “But what about Gaza?!”

Now: Gaza bout to not exist soon
February 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ITS ONLY BEEN 15 DAYS
February 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can’t wait for the babies being born now to grow up and learn about trump in school and come home and find out their trash ass parents voted for this
February 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Recess
13. A random show you remember from your childhood ?
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I can always reach the top shelf and clear a path in a crowd
2. What’s a perk of being your friend ?
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Anything but 5 8s
1. Would you rather work 3 12s for the week or 4 10s ?
January 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Meanwhile…diabetes:

Jk lol. My pre workout is a snickers sometimes
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This. It makes no sense. You make time for what’s important to you
January 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good morning to everyone except chiefs fans
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Beef, chicken, and eggs all expensive as hell now. I didn’t have vegans winning the inflation war on my 2025 bingo card
January 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s a feature not a bug
47 don't know what the hell he doing
January 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by blaze
I am still shook that people literally voted for this
January 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me vs the market today
January 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM