Those stories meant so much to me as a kid, but the instant I realised what a shitty person she is, I threw them away and never looked back. It really is that simple.

I've never encountered a problem at the table that wouldn't have been solved by these two rules. You've nailed it.

Teabagging means something different now, right?

...right?

Some folks really think everything they see on social media is personally addressed to them and needs a response.

Goblins love technicalities almost as much as they hate horses. Like how they can't stand dogs but they love wolves and "goblin dogs".

That sounds painful. And quite in line with most of what I've heard about Outlaws of Alkenstar.

This glorious idiot (with +5 Int) really said "guys it's okay we don't have to fight this" and was 3 rooms away by the end of his next turn. When the fastest party member decides to run off alone, there really isn't much anyone can do about it.

Presumably the people acting so outraged about not trusting players are the exact players who can be trusted.

Holy shit it's horrible [approving]

That's how I would do it too.

Played a oneshot using Call of Cthulhu rules where we were exploring a vampire's castle. The GM had made a shitload of pregen characters and we burned through them at terrifying speed as various traps and monsters picked us off.

"THE CRANBERRY GINGER ALE HAS ENTERED MY LUNGS"

As if casters need to be told to take Electric Arc!

My number one piece of naming advice is: say it out loud a bunch of times, and to a few different people. The best time to find out your BBEG's name sounds like a slur or a sex act is *before* you introduce them to your players.

The name's Bond. BRAAAAAAAIIIIINS Bond.

Pathfinder is a great game for weird bullshit [affectionate]